Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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Book share due today.
Gave kids a whole month to do
and still missing work!!
"I left it at home."
Is the most famous excuse.
Then there's, "I forgot."
Middle school students
Must learn to prioritize.
Facebook is not God!!0 -
There are rules at play
And I would just like to say
I was not aware
(better? :P)0 -
Ironanimal...
Unaware of haiku rules?
Recess detention!!!
:laugh:0 -
Ironanimal
Resides mainly in the gym
Haiku is new, heh.0 -
Glad you learned something
That isn't gym-related.
Exercise that brain!!!0 -
Made an announcement
I have decided to live
Life with more hedonism
I love red lipstick
Red high heels, maxi dresses
I have such cute shoes
Love to lift heavy
I bought lifting straps, lipstick
Irony is cool
I look generic?
But with a PhD and
200 pound squat
I think I'm unique
I take people by surprise
But then they bore me0 -
Red lipstick and squats...
Sexy. Intimidating,
but in a good way.0 -
Industrial night
Laced corset to 22
non scale victory
wore red lipstick, too.
seems to be a theme that is
around here lately.0 -
Industrial night
Laced corset to 22
non scale victory
wore red lipstick, too.
seems to be a theme that is
around here lately.
Love the pin-up look!
Puckered lips of seduction,
Polka-dots and pumps.0 -
I so love to dance.
Industrial, ebm
Anger/seduction.0 -
Swagger- lips and skin.
Movements like sin, erotic;
A rhythm of lust.0 -
Close my eyes, music
Washing over me. Transfixed
By the sway of hips.0 -
Industrial night
Laced corset to 22
non scale victory
wore red lipstick, too.
seems to be a theme that is
around here lately.
Red lipstick makes me
Look like a real pin up girl
with Betty Paige bangs
Not everyone
Can pull off the red lip look
Works well with dark hair0 -
Wrote one for my buddy today
Happy Birthday Ty
I wrote you a haiku
But it sucked, man0 -
Haiku birthday box;
Filled with slips of fortunes told,
Such a special gift!!0 -
at the donut shop
it's hard to resist sugar
too bad I work there.
one half a muffin,
three small sprinkle donut holes;
Five hundred damn calories.
UGH -_____-0 -
Brought them back to life;
Long live zombie haiku thread!!
On to someone else...0 -
"Braaiins, I need them"
Said the Zombie as he thinks
about HCG0 -
I'm scared of zombies!
I hope I could outrun them
If I brave a run.0 -
crashed my bicycle.
now I'm covered in road rash--
looking like zombie.0
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