Let's hear your Haiku skillz

Yes2HealthyAriel

coffee, oh coffee
oh I need you like a drug
I grind, brew, now drink

PapaverSomniferum

I so loved this thread
like, a hundred years ago.
Good resurrection.

PapaverSomniferum

I killed it again.
Some people have no taste in
midnight poetry.

HoolaHoopsMcGee

It's alive! Reborn!
The thread that would not stay dead.
Live long and prosper.

PapaverSomniferum

Immortality
this undying thread of doom
is incredible

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Anxiety climbs
Keep fumbling when I type
Way too much coffee

rompers16

Dr. Oz is a quack.
Keotones and other weird stuff
Gimme some bacon.

baldzach

The office treats call
As I resist them boldly
Hell, just one donut.

Viva_Karina

bump

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Didn't think the bump
was needed if the thread was
living and breathing

baldzach

What a silly thread
I always talk like this, right?
Doesn't everyone?

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Exercise is two-fold:
Pump the body, lose the fat;
Use or lose your brains.

PapaverSomniferum

Sometimes the best choice
is also the healthiest.
Not every time, though.

baldzach

That was a good lunch.
Pork ribs and roasted 'taters.
cookie for dessert.

PBsMommy

I hate fruckin flies
They should all die painfuly
I need a fly swat

PapaverSomniferum

Today, I don't cook.
The boyfriend is doing meals.
We're eating fast food.

PapaverSomniferum

milk was delivered
straight from the cow yesterday
my coffee is great

baldzach

instant oatmeal rocks
breakfast of all champions
maple, brown sugar

PapaverSomniferum

For the love of God,
do not state an opinion
in a chit chat thread.

jayche

*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*,
*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*,
*kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*.

PapaverSomniferum

"FART POOP BONER BUTT
EAT ONIONS AND DIE YOU *kitten*"
My man plays Halo.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Pop-Tarts, you haunt me
Since the start of dreaded thread.
Must have you again!

PapaverSomniferum

Comfy and sexy
in my fuzzy, pink pjs:
boy are they hatin!!!

PapaverSomniferum

Sleep in late to sit
naked on the internet
and write poetry.

chocl8girl

have so much to do
but still I sit here in my
monkey pajamas

PapaverSomniferum

blueberry oatmeal
peanut butter sweet muffins;
This is why I'm fat.

tiffanyheth

Gotta have support
For my tatas when I run
Bouncing-nothing hurts more

devorekatie

~ A Haiku About Getting Out Of Bed ~

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

EmGetsFit

Saturdays are best
Errands cleaning and a nap
Now pour me my wine

EmGetsFit

Speak softly and give
Me that red velvet cupcake
And no one gets hurt