Let's hear your Haiku skillz

capnrus789

Haikus are easy.
Some just don't make any sense.
Refrigerator.

baldzach

My nose hurts. It's raw
and chapped from constant blowing.
be gone, damned virus!

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Even under goal
I gained three pounds in three days.
Staying positive!

baldzach

Cursed congestion!
When will you leave me alone?
I just want to train!

SeaRunner26

Sore quads and sore calves.
Cursed run, what have you done?
Shall I run again?

PapaverSomniferum

careful what you say;
you could get banned for posting
tasty vegetables.

Allie_71

I sincerely hope
that winter decides to leave
pretty freaking soon.

metaphoria

My boy is awake.
I guess I should be, also.
Time for some coffee.

Cameron_1969

Ancient Haiku Thread
I do so wish you would roll
proud father weeping

mank32

joy and wonderment
that MFP delivers:
poems blooming on threads

TheRoadDog

Almost caught last night
Peeking into your window
Can't run with pants down

Qatsi

Roses are deep red
Violets are purple and blue
Romantic haiku

dancingj2

Oh please no more snow
My world is already so white
Where can I find warmth

MinMin97

California
So beautiful yet so dry
When will we get rain

dancingj2

I am so hungry
Where can I find some good food
Refrigerator

jeets888

I Love you pizza
So yummy and cheesy and oh so Calorific
Salad it must be

dancingj2

Went through box today
which was marked "Too Fat To Wear";
Almost empty now.

Many posts to read
Many people cannot count
This one is good news

Booksandbeaches

Work is boring me
MFP is seductive
Back to work I go

Timshel_

In the haiku consists
these two the
A phrases are

Timshel_

Don't two, juxtaposition
Japanese, to,
Must haiku.

EddieHaskell97

Bright eyes, bushy tails
Squirrels of the apocalypse
Fear has a new name

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Oh Cameron, my dear,
Your thread has finally rolled.
Cry your tears of joy. :flowerforyou:

Cameron_1969

life is now complete
My child is finally grown
Go, child and flourish

mister_universe

always rolling prose
takes top of page one briefly
buried soon after though

neandermagnon

I'm bad at haikus
and poetry in general
how many syllables is it supposed to have?

mister_universe

haiku not my genre
much rather write poetry
form limitations

mister_universe

Hi CupcakeDammit! :smooched:
I greet each day happily
Secret forum love

Init2winIt79

Freedom I do prefer
But dabbling to entertain
is the game

Warchortle

I want all the gainz
Do not tell me I can't have
Because I will have

Cameron_1969

rolled after two years
slow and steady the tortoise
(a gentle nudge helped)