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    Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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    • Posts: 2,855 Member
      A week of success
      Then a moment of weakness
      One whole pizza gone
    • Posts: 2,037 Member
      Sunday afternoon
      Outside in a bikini
      I love Florida
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      Sunday afternoon
      Outside in a bikini
      I love Florida

      In Upstate New York
      Spring creeps slowly shyly near
      Fooled once again, snow!
    • Posts: 460 Member
      Yummylicious food
      I want to eat all of it
      That's why I am here.
    • Posts: 460 Member
      Elliptical there
      Beckoning me on to it
      Dripping sweat I will
    • Posts: 255 Member
      Bacon, I love thee
      Crunchy, salty, goodness yum
      All mine, mine I say!
    • Posts: 460 Member
      French fries with gravy
      Such greasy salty goodness
      I need to stop this.
    • Posts: 331 Member
      Boyfriend is busy
      Harry potter marathon
      On my own tonight
    • Posts: 14,031 Member
      They call it poutine
      Fries, curd cheese, spicy gravy
      Call it delicious!

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    • Posts: 935
      Boyfriend is busy
      Harry potter marathon
      On my own tonight

      Owls deliver news of your
      Lonely night with Potter's crew
      Hope you see his wand!!!
    • Posts: 454 Member
      one two three four five
      six seven eight nine ten e-
      leven twelve thirteen
    • Posts: 935
      Five tiny red scars
      A constellation that marks
      The rebirth of me
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Dinner out with friends
      Live music and beer on tap
      Not over by much
    • Posts: 2,107 Member
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    • Posts: 14,031 Member
      Roast beef with gravy
      baby potatoes and beans
      Room for pumpkin pie?
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      Itchy, *****y, weep,
      Bloated, tired, hot flashes, sweat,
      Perimenopause.
    • Posts: 14,031 Member
      Comb over Christian Bale
      In American Hustle
      Wrong on all levels

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    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      French fries with gravy
      Such greasy salty goodness
      I need to stop this.

      We share this problem
      So many foods do tempt us
      Logging here does help
    • Posts: 156
      Fitness Pal Quandry
      A Selfie without my shirt
      Here come the FRs
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Acronyms abound
      How should I count those letters
      Each a syllable
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      Two four six eight ten
      Counting calories often
      More broccoli please

      Can't eat twelve hundred
      Peanut butter sammich and
      A big glass of milk

      OMG it's true
      Gained three pounds since yesterday
      Oh, just water weight
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      I had a bad day
      Jelly beans and Chinese Food
      Goodbye calories
    • Posts: 69
      Morning comes anew
      With gifts for us to embrace
      To share or hold dear
    • Posts: 651 Member
      A month left to go
      And I cannot wait longer
      To hold my daughter
    • Posts: 14,031 Member
      Rock crushes lizard
      Spock smashes scissors but then
      Paper disproves Spock
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      Some haiku I love
      Some I do not understand
      Changing perspective
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
      Reading the haiku
      Is highly entertaining
      Instead of working
    • Posts: 4,572 Member
      The wind in my hair
      Biking to burn and enjoy
      The road beckons me
    • Posts: 14,031 Member
      The wind in my hair
      Biking to burn and enjoy
      The road beckons me
      No hair and cold wind
      Snow and ice pellets last night
      Groundhog needs to die
    • Posts: 7,237 Member
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      No hair and cold wind
      Snow and ice pellets last night
      Groundhog needs to die

      Groundhog is stupid
      What does he know anyway?
      Six more weeks untrue

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