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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Posts: 2,855 Member
    A week of success
    Then a moment of weakness
    One whole pizza gone
  • Posts: 2,037 Member
    Sunday afternoon
    Outside in a bikini
    I love Florida
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    Sunday afternoon
    Outside in a bikini
    I love Florida

    In Upstate New York
    Spring creeps slowly shyly near
    Fooled once again, snow!
  • Posts: 460 Member
    Yummylicious food
    I want to eat all of it
    That's why I am here.
  • Posts: 460 Member
    Elliptical there
    Beckoning me on to it
    Dripping sweat I will
  • Posts: 255 Member
    Bacon, I love thee
    Crunchy, salty, goodness yum
    All mine, mine I say!
  • Posts: 460 Member
    French fries with gravy
    Such greasy salty goodness
    I need to stop this.
  • Posts: 331 Member
    Boyfriend is busy
    Harry potter marathon
    On my own tonight
  • Posts: 14,031 Member
    They call it poutine
    Fries, curd cheese, spicy gravy
    Call it delicious!

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  • Boyfriend is busy
    Harry potter marathon
    On my own tonight

    Owls deliver news of your
    Lonely night with Potter's crew
    Hope you see his wand!!!
  • Posts: 454 Member
    one two three four five
    six seven eight nine ten e-
    leven twelve thirteen
  • Five tiny red scars
    A constellation that marks
    The rebirth of me
  • Posts: 4,572 Member
    Dinner out with friends
    Live music and beer on tap
    Not over by much
  • Posts: 2,107 Member
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  • Posts: 14,031 Member
    Roast beef with gravy
    baby potatoes and beans
    Room for pumpkin pie?
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    Itchy, *****y, weep,
    Bloated, tired, hot flashes, sweat,
    Perimenopause.
  • Posts: 14,031 Member
    Comb over Christian Bale
    In American Hustle
    Wrong on all levels

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  • Posts: 4,572 Member
    French fries with gravy
    Such greasy salty goodness
    I need to stop this.

    We share this problem
    So many foods do tempt us
    Logging here does help
  • Posts: 156
    Fitness Pal Quandry
    A Selfie without my shirt
    Here come the FRs
  • Posts: 4,572 Member
    Acronyms abound
    How should I count those letters
    Each a syllable
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    Two four six eight ten
    Counting calories often
    More broccoli please

    Can't eat twelve hundred
    Peanut butter sammich and
    A big glass of milk

    OMG it's true
    Gained three pounds since yesterday
    Oh, just water weight
  • Posts: 4,572 Member
    I had a bad day
    Jelly beans and Chinese Food
    Goodbye calories
  • Posts: 69
    Morning comes anew
    With gifts for us to embrace
    To share or hold dear
  • Posts: 651 Member
    A month left to go
    And I cannot wait longer
    To hold my daughter
  • Posts: 14,031 Member
    Rock crushes lizard
    Spock smashes scissors but then
    Paper disproves Spock
  • Posts: 4,572 Member
    Some haiku I love
    Some I do not understand
    Changing perspective
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    Reading the haiku
    Is highly entertaining
    Instead of working
  • Posts: 4,572 Member
    The wind in my hair
    Biking to burn and enjoy
    The road beckons me
  • Posts: 14,031 Member
    The wind in my hair
    Biking to burn and enjoy
    The road beckons me
    No hair and cold wind
    Snow and ice pellets last night
    Groundhog needs to die
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    No hair and cold wind
    Snow and ice pellets last night
    Groundhog needs to die

    Groundhog is stupid
    What does he know anyway?
    Six more weeks untrue

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