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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    A week of success
    Then a moment of weakness
    One whole pizza gone
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Sunday afternoon
    Outside in a bikini
    I love Florida
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Sunday afternoon
    Outside in a bikini
    I love Florida

    In Upstate New York
    Spring creeps slowly shyly near
    Fooled once again, snow!
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Yummylicious food
    I want to eat all of it
    That's why I am here.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Elliptical there
    Beckoning me on to it
    Dripping sweat I will
  • ttknowles01
    ttknowles01 Posts: 255 Member
    Bacon, I love thee
    Crunchy, salty, goodness yum
    All mine, mine I say!
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    French fries with gravy
    Such greasy salty goodness
    I need to stop this.
  • aqualeo1
    aqualeo1 Posts: 331 Member
    Boyfriend is busy
    Harry potter marathon
    On my own tonight
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,087 Member
    They call it poutine
    Fries, curd cheese, spicy gravy
    Call it delicious!

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  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Boyfriend is busy
    Harry potter marathon
    On my own tonight

    Owls deliver news of your
    Lonely night with Potter's crew
    Hope you see his wand!!!
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    one two three four five
    six seven eight nine ten e-
    leven twelve thirteen
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Five tiny red scars
    A constellation that marks
    The rebirth of me
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Dinner out with friends
    Live music and beer on tap
    Not over by much
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,087 Member
    Roast beef with gravy
    baby potatoes and beans
    Room for pumpkin pie?
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Itchy, *****y, weep,
    Bloated, tired, hot flashes, sweat,
    Perimenopause.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,087 Member
    Comb over Christian Bale
    In American Hustle
    Wrong on all levels

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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    French fries with gravy
    Such greasy salty goodness
    I need to stop this.

    We share this problem
    So many foods do tempt us
    Logging here does help
  • ABsolute85
    ABsolute85 Posts: 156
    Fitness Pal Quandry
    A Selfie without my shirt
    Here come the FRs
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Acronyms abound
    How should I count those letters
    Each a syllable
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Two four six eight ten
    Counting calories often
    More broccoli please

    Can't eat twelve hundred
    Peanut butter sammich and
    A big glass of milk

    OMG it's true
    Gained three pounds since yesterday
    Oh, just water weight
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    I had a bad day
    Jelly beans and Chinese Food
    Goodbye calories
  • LadyK1P1
    LadyK1P1 Posts: 69
    Morning comes anew
    With gifts for us to embrace
    To share or hold dear
  • hotmomma0612
    hotmomma0612 Posts: 651 Member
    A month left to go
    And I cannot wait longer
    To hold my daughter
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,087 Member
    Rock crushes lizard
    Spock smashes scissors but then
    Paper disproves Spock
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Some haiku I love
    Some I do not understand
    Changing perspective
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Reading the haiku
    Is highly entertaining
    Instead of working
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    The wind in my hair
    Biking to burn and enjoy
    The road beckons me
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,087 Member
    The wind in my hair
    Biking to burn and enjoy
    The road beckons me
    No hair and cold wind
    Snow and ice pellets last night
    Groundhog needs to die
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    The wind in my hair
    Biking to burn and enjoy
    The road beckons me
    No hair and cold wind
    Snow and ice pellets last night
    Groundhog needs to die

    Groundhog is stupid
    What does he know anyway?
    Six more weeks untrue

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