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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Just_DotJust_Dot Posts: 2,355Member Member Posts: 2,355Member Member
    Elvis troll thinks he's
    So intelligent with his
    Big words and sideburns
  • Mawkish1983Mawkish1983 Posts: 117Member Member Posts: 117Member Member
    I did post haiku,
    my second post was quoted,
    big words? Really now?

    I am not a troll.
    Sideburns are irrelevant.
    My post was a joke.

    So, the first two lines
    followed the haiku pattern,
    third line was the joke.

    I like irony.
    Perhaps it was too subtle?
    If so, I'm sorry.

    I am not a troll.
    I find the accusation
    to be upsetting.

    It is clear to me
    that I am not welcome here.
    So, now I will go.
  • sktllmdrhmzsktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,090Member Member Posts: 2,090Member Member
    Hunka burnin' love
    I'm crushing on your sideburns,
    but my job says "no."

    Mustaches only.
    No beards or other fun stuff,
    just 70s porn.
  • Just_DotJust_Dot Posts: 2,355Member Member Posts: 2,355Member Member
    Irony looks like
    *****iness when in haiku
    Sorry dude, come back?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammitCallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,683Member Member Posts: 9,683Member Member
    I am not a troll.
    I find the accusation
    to be upsetting.

    For being a troll
    You apologized last page
    So we ran with it!

    All are welcome here
    Unless you're mean to Krisy
    Who started this thread. :flowerforyou:
  • KrisyKatKrisyKat Posts: 749Member Member Posts: 749Member Member
    All are welcome here
    Unless you're mean to Krisy
    Who started this thread. :flowerforyou:

    Poets, I :heart: you!!
    Witty words of geniuses
    Make my heart grow fond!

    Make me metaphors
    And allude; Alliterate,
    Sing your similes!!
  • Just_DotJust_Dot Posts: 2,355Member Member Posts: 2,355Member Member
    Rainy grey today
    Want to stay in bed and read
    But I must clean house
  • KrisyKatKrisyKat Posts: 749Member Member Posts: 749Member Member
    Had to pay the rent,
    Laundry and errands galore,
    Maybe wash the car...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammitCallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,683Member Member Posts: 9,683Member Member
    I walked 10 miles
    I have to say, cancer SUCKS!
    Relay for Life ROCKS!
  • Just_DotJust_Dot Posts: 2,355Member Member Posts: 2,355Member Member
    Work tomorrow? Sure.
    But I won't like it. You can't
    Make me. Two more days.
  • KrisyKatKrisyKat Posts: 749Member Member Posts: 749Member Member
    Watched movie last night;
    "The Dictator" on big screen.
    It was Aladeen.
  • sktllmdrhmzsktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,090Member Member Posts: 2,090Member Member
    Nobody better
    ever lay a finger on
    my Butterfinger.
  • JhKdJhKd Posts: 20Member Posts: 20Member
    Weird, never saw this this thread before, and this morning while getting dressed I thought of a haiku. Not much of a poet, but then I come here, and it's clear I was supposed to share... :)

    A cherry blossom
    stuck to the sole of my boot
    sticks to my soul, too
  • CallMeCupcakeDammitCallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,683Member Member Posts: 9,683Member Member
    Weird, never saw this this thread before, and this morning while getting dressed I thought of a haiku. Not much of a poet, but then I come here, and it's clear I was supposed to share... :)

    A cherry blossom
    stuck to the sole of my boot
    sticks to my soul, too

    That was beautiful :sad:
  • PapaverSomniferumPapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,692Member Member Posts: 2,692Member Member
    Wake up, Zombie Thread,
    bless us with your glorious
    memories and brains.
  • Cameron_1969Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,860Member Member Posts: 2,860Member Member
    Poor dead haiku thread
    You were my greatest success
    Rest in peace dear friend
  • CallMeCupcakeDammitCallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,683Member Member Posts: 9,683Member Member
    Oh haiku thread dude
    We greatly enjoyed your thread
    It needs to live on!
  • oboeingoboeing Posts: 1,815Member Member Posts: 1,815Member Member
    Firefighters will
    Remember the 3-4-3;
    Never Forgotten

    squad252-1.jpg
  • Cameron_1969Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,860Member Member Posts: 2,860Member Member
    I resurrect you
    My old friend, my haiku thread
    Yes, I'm a dumb *kitten*
  • UsedToBeHuskyUsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,465Member Member Posts: 15,465Member Member
    Zombie thread
    It is dusty and moldy
    Give life with haiku
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