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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    "FART POOP BONER BUTT
    EAT ONIONS AND DIE YOU *kitten*"
    My man plays Halo.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Pop-Tarts, you haunt me
    Since the start of dreaded thread.
    Must have you again!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Comfy and sexy
    in my fuzzy, pink pjs:
    boy are they hatin!!!

    a.aaa-They-hatinD.jpg
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Sleep in late to sit
    naked on the internet
    and write poetry.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    have so much to do
    but still I sit here in my
    monkey pajamas
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    blueberry oatmeal
    peanut butter sweet muffins;
    This is why I'm fat.
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
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    Gotta have support
    For my tatas when I run
    Bouncing-nothing hurts more
  • devorekatie
    devorekatie Posts: 26 Member
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    ~ A Haiku About Getting Out Of Bed ~

    No no no no no
    No no no no no no no
    No no no no no
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
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    Saturdays are best
    Errands cleaning and a nap
    Now pour me my wine
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
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    Speak softly and give
    Me that red velvet cupcake
    And no one gets hurt
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Oh for goodness sakes Wikipedia
    With your overcomplicated explanations that confuse me
    Y u no make sense?
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Put down that sugary cake
    Somewhere under these never-ending rolls of fat
    There are some killer abs
  • cazzer69
    cazzer69 Posts: 162 Member
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    Expressing feelings
    In seventeen syllables
    Is very diffic......

    (Stolen from John Cooper Clarke)
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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    Blink blink blink blink blink.
    Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink.
    Someday you'll turn left.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I would rather nap
    than clean my kitchen today.
    Same as yesterday.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Shaved my legs tonight.
    Hell must be freezing over.
    Need to buy snow boots.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
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    Expressing feelings
    In seventeen syllables
    Is very diffic......

    (Stolen from John Cooper Clarke)
    Awesome

    The week starts over.
    Another chance to succeed
    Even when failing.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Oh for goodness sakes Wikipedia
    With your overcomplicated explanations that confuse me
    Y u no make sense?

    Five seven five, please.
    That is the rule for haiku.
    Do-over for you!

    Wikipedia
    Complicated, confusing.
    Why you no make sense?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I ate way too much
    over calories and more,
    but i'm still hungry.

    Weigh in isn't for
    another week and a half.
    **** it. Need munchies.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I like skinny jeans
    they don't like me at all tho'
    must lose 80 lbs.

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