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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    edited December 2014
    Not enough fiber
    Painful bathroom adventures
    Call 911, please
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,724 Member
    Frankincense and myrrh
    Both are rare and may smell sweet
    Pass me the gold please.
  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    ^You honestly look
    Like you are already there
    So pretty you are

    Thank you so much, dear
    That's kind of you to say, but
    My scale disagrees
  • JazzFischer1989
    JazzFischer1989 Posts: 531 Member
    No good with haikus,
    but here's my half-assed attempt.
    How do you like it?
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Got the hang of it
    Looks like you're one of us now
    Here in the dork club
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Who You Calling Dork
    Because We Write Poetry?
    I think we are sweet.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Those who don't understand
    Struggle to comprehend this,
    Words can mean so much.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,724 Member
    Effect without cause
    Is it sub-atomic laws
    Synchronicity
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,724 Member
    Did Einstein dread
    What he found inside his head?
    Too late, now he's dead!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,724 Member
    The Whos in Whoville
    They all liked Christmas a lot
    But the Grinch did not!
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    "No more adventures”
    Dead Krayt Dragon on the dunes
    “This is all his fault”
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    The gifts are given
    Wonderful Christmas dinner
    Now a day to rest
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Did Einstein dread
    What he found inside his head?
    Too late, now he's dead!

    An insightful man
    He def thought outside the box
    Relativity
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Those who don't understand
    Struggle to comprehend this,
    Words can mean so much.
    Too often we rush
    Haiku allows reflection
    To find the right word
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,724 Member
    Cold and frosty morn
    Sunrise over frozen earth
    Not a cloud in sight

    Brilliant sunshine
    Sky so clear, it is near white
    Time to scrape windshield
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    My sneakers are on
    My trusty treadmill awaits
    The New Year begins
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Morning came too fast
    Had too much to drink last night
    Hello hangover
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,724 Member
    If unicorns fart
    Do they really fart rainbows?
    That would be awesome
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    edited January 2015
    (Sorry, double post)
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Things Change So Quickly
    I Want Them to Stay the Same
    But They Never Do
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Sitting here again
    I don't always post on here
    Sometimes I'm asleep
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    I like when you post
    Your haikus leave me smiling
    Smiling's very good
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Not real witty now
    I'm counting on my fingers
    to make all the words
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    edited January 2015
    Quiet and cold night.
    Luscious blankets fluffed just right.
    The dark hides your blight.


    That was fun. I feel like a middle-schooler again. B)
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    That was fun. I feel like a middle-schooler again. B)

    It IS fun for some
    Good thing we're not graded here
    I would get an F
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    Ripfit138 wrote: »
    That was fun. I feel like a middle-schooler again. B)

    It IS fun for some
    Good thing we're not graded here
    I would get an F

    A for effort is my go-to grade for you. :D
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    I will take the A
    It's better than detention
    for tearing up books
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    Books are the shiznit
    I bet you did tear them up
    A drops down to B.

    :p
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    edited January 2015
    Thank you for the grade
    Now I see you changed your mind
    A drops to B. *kitten*.
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    I hope you learned a
    Valuable lesson here.
    You trouble maker.