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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Have we helped her see
    The better choices to make
    Only time will tell
    Lead horse to water
    We do so because we care
    We can't make them drink
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    My children are bored
    The summer goes by too slow
    Why do they linger?

    The days seems to pass
    Ever so slowly at times
    Then suddenly gone
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Forums are a mess
    Words lost in a sea of chat
    An old friend returns
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    Sweet carbohydrate
    People talk poorly of you
    It is not your fault.
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  • twinteensmom
    twinteensmom Posts: 371 Member
    When I was in college, I woke up from a terrible nightmare and heard my father talking. I went downstairs and he just held me until I stopped shaking. I wrote this double Haiku for him.

    Your arms around me
    Your protect me from my dreams
    Never let me go
    My arms around you
    I will save you from your dreams
    Sleep, sunshine child. Sleep.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Snow falling outside
    Scrape frost from the car windows
    Winter is coming
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Christmas bells ringing
    Bright lights shining everywhere
    Reindeer really fly?
  • Tallawah_
    Tallawah_ Posts: 2,475 Member
    Chelsea drop points
    City head the chasing pack
    Christmas will be blue
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Lying Beside You
    You're Here Yet You're Somewhere Else
    I Feel So Alone
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Sad haiku I see
    Sorrow for your solitude
    You are not alone
  • HarleyAngel36
    HarleyAngel36 Posts: 623
    There is a story
    behind another story
    behind another
  • summerhaze71
    summerhaze71 Posts: 1,204 Member
    There is a silence
    tucked between each word spoken
    waiting to be heard...
  • laurasuzie3
    laurasuzie3 Posts: 493 Member
    Finals week is here
    So I am very stressed out
    Procrastination
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Cereal at dawn
    Later dear hubby made eggs
    Am I a hobbit

    Calories galore
    Too few for lunch and dinner
    Should I skip a meal
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    Christmas lights are up
    Decorations for the tree
    I forgot the gifts!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,013 Member
    My friend visited
    We spoke of work, life and stuff
    It is what it is
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Resurrected post
    Let's see how long it lasts now
    I stole your presents
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Here we are again
    Time for Christmas poetry
    Give my presents back

    ;)
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Be more specific
    I stole other people's too
    Wrestle you for them
  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    I want alcohol
    But too many calories
    Screw it, I'm drinking
  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    Kinda miss my ex
    But he's a big douche canoe
    I should go lesbo
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    edited December 2014
    Drinking isn't bad
    Fighting burns the calories
    Let's F**k some S**t up
  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    Gym is closed today
    Must find an alternative
    What about parkour?
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Jump around in snow?
    I don't want to break my neck
    I'm old, I will watch
  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    edited December 2014
    I'm clumsy as hell
    Parkour is cool as s**t though
    Maybe when I'm thin
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    I think you look good
    I bet parkour burns a ton
    Maybe I should start
  • mehwhatever
    mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member
    Pics are flattering
    Still have 60 pounds to go
    I'll get there someday
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    ^You honestly look
    Like you are already there
    So pretty you are
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