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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    I just need your touch
    I guess that's asking too much
    Body's so lonely
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »
    I just need your touch
    I guess that's asking too much
    Body's so lonely
    Humans are social
    Touch is like breathing fresh air
    Should not have to ask
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Frosty and very cold
    My car did not want to start
    Office is cold too
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    nannersp61 wrote: »
    Frost lines my windowsill
    Hot Soup bubbles in the pot
    Warms me to the bone

    Soup can be tasty
    It warms the heart and the house
    Then off for a nap

  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Ice cream with breakfast,
    Even though outside is cold,
    Still it warms my soul.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    edited January 2015
    Drink water and breathe
    Yoga reminds us daily
    Take care of oneself
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    The air hurts my face
    Why am I now living where
    The air hurts my face?

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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    The wind blows cold here
    Many places it is warm
    Time to book a flight
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    I cannot afford
    A trip to somewhere less cold
    I'm thinking warm thoughts
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I have haiku skills?
    Are you completely insane?
    I can barely count to 3 so am I doing this right or not?
  • AmandaHugginkiss
    AmandaHugginkiss Posts: 486 Member
    Sunny Florida,
    I'm glad I made you my home
    Except, mosquitos
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Very cold outside
    Like to snuggle in my bed
    Going back to sleep
  • futuresize8
    futuresize8 Posts: 476 Member
    Soup was for breakfast...
    Warms the soul, but in a pinch
    Can serve as foot bath*

    *but consuming after use as foot bath is not recommended.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Overtime at work
    Three hours at time and a half
    Now time for supper
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Yet another day
    Another dollar or two
    Is it Friday yet?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    I cannot afford
    A trip to somewhere less cold
    I'm thinking warm thoughts

    Flying cost too much
    Riding around in my van
    Outrunning the snow
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    AmandaHugginkiss wrote: »
    Sunny Florida,
    I'm glad I made you my home
    Except, mosquitos

    We should be there soon
    Our van is full of boxes
    Did I pack bug spray

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    It is cold outside
    Frostbite face in five minutes
    Joy of snot-sicles
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    Too cold to workout
    my mind told me this morning
    I did not listen
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    Tuition is paid
    No money for food
    That's the best diet
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Yoga class was tough
    Twisted into pretzel shape
    Ibuprofen please!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Yoga yesterday
    Today a bit stiff and sore
    Perhaps yoga more?
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    Refrigerator.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Yoga yesterday
    Today a bit stiff and sore
    Perhaps yoga more?

    Maybe stretch a bit
    There are times a break is best
    Yoga tomorrow

  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    jenjencin78 wrote: »
    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    Refrigerator.

    Refrigerator
    Pesky destroyer of diets
    It never makes sense

  • Malyndiajc
    Malyndiajc Posts: 8 Member
    I am sitting here
    Staring at the computer
    Waiting to go home
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Once upon a time
    I wrote a gentle haiku
    Alas long ago
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    The air hurts my face
    Why am I now living where
    The air hurts my face?

    "I loved you in June...
    Montreal, you lied to me then!"
    "That was the demo."
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    "I loved you in June...
    Montreal, you lied to me then!"
    "That was the demo."
    The streets are alive
    All hours of day and night
    Hail St Catherine!!
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    The streets are alive
    All hours of day and night
    Hail St Catherine!!

    In her bright temples
    pilgrims with Prada handbags
    paying their tithes

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