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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Spring is coming soon
    The first day is March 20th
    Vernal Equinox
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Enjoying the warmth
    Soon I will have to head north
    Dreading cold and snow
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    Seventeen degrees
    Yet little birdies still sing
    They're happy within
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Morning has broken
    First snowy and then sunshine
    Not as cold today!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Morning has broken
    First snowy and then sunshine
    Not as cold today!!

    Glorious sunshine
    May it fill your heart and house
    Chase away the snow
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    BlueEyedRedhead wrote: »
    Seventeen degrees
    Yet little birdies still sing
    They're happy within

    I envy the birds
    They have found their inner peace
    Finding contentment
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Sunny day again
    Cool and a little wind chill
    Defy Winter's wrath!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Pot full of chili
    Hot and spicy, full of beans
    Thunder down under
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Great Lakes are frozen
    Coldest February ever
    Global warming? HA!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Great Lakes are frozen
    Coldest February ever
    Global warming? HA!!

    It has a new name
    Now they call it climate change
    We called it weather
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    It has a new name
    Now they call it climate change
    We called it weather
    Carbon Dioxide
    Is the sky truly falling?
    Solution: TAXES!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Waiting for springtime
    Weatherman says snow today
    When will winter end?
  • nowweseeyou
    nowweseeyou Posts: 1,235 Member
    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Think it is easy?
    Try originality
    It is much harder
  • mjsmamma
    mjsmamma Posts: 137 Member
    being fat is hard,
    but being thin is hard too,
    which hard will you choose?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Waiting for springtime
    Weatherman says snow today
    When will winter end?

    The sun shines brighter
    I see a few signs of spring
    Yet the snow persists

  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    mjsmamma wrote: »
    being fat is hard,
    but being thin is hard too,
    which hard will you choose?

    Being fat is hard
    But becoming fat is not
    Eating too much junk
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    The sun shines brighter
    I see a few signs of spring
    Yet the snow persists
    Cardinal singing
    On high in a barren tree
    Spring is getting close
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    Farewell, Sir Terry!
    Thank you, you made this old world
    Funnier, kinder.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    Farewell, Sir Terry!
    Thank you, you made this old world
    Funnier, kinder.
    Sad to hear he's gone
    Loved his imagination
    His books were novel
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    Farewell, Sir Terry!
    Thank you, you made this old world
    Funnier, kinder.
    Sad to hear he's gone
    Loved his imagination
    His books were novel

    Cabbages and kings,
    Witches, guards, small gods, big hearts...
    Reading, I grew up.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Is the sea boiling?
    Many tears were sadly shed
    "SIR TERRY", DEATH said...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    edited March 2015
    Spring finally sprung?
    Freezing rain and ice pellets
    No Fair!! Bah!! Humbug!!
  • many_splendored
    many_splendored Posts: 113 Member
    I am truly blessed
    The office promotes my health;
    I'm paid to work out.
  • NekoneMeowMixx
    NekoneMeowMixx Posts: 410 Member
    Melted to the couch
    Sore muscles cry out for more
    Exhaust grips tighter
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    Deep in my armchair...
    Mondays are hard, but at last -
    Wine and a good book.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    many_splendored wrote: »
    I am truly blessed
    The office promotes my health;
    I'm paid to work out.
    You are so lucky!
    My office, all fitness talk
    But no fitness walk
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    I walk and I talk
    I like to walk and to talk
    I hear Doctor Suess
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    I walk and I talk
    I like to walk and to talk
    I hear Doctor Suess
    Walk, talk so you say
    Try it and you may, I say!
    Walk and talk today!!

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