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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    In her bright temples
    pilgrims with Prada handbags
    paying their tithes
    Smoked beef on rye bread
    Dunn's, Schwartz's or Reuben's Deli
    Sweet or hot mustard?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    A call from my son
    Rare that I hear his voice now
    Making bad choices
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    A call from my son
    Rare that I hear his voice now
    Making bad choices
    <3

    Why is it that phones
    Make love come through timid but
    Magnify anguish?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    <3

    Why is it that phones
    Make love come through timid but
    Magnify anguish?
    Wiseandcurious
    You personify your name
    And done in haiku!
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    UncleMac, thank you
    For your words and your kindness.
    Haiku is catching!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Haikus are easy.
    Some just don't make any sense.
    Refrigerator.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    capnrus789 wrote: »
    Haikus are easy.
    Some just don't make any sense.
    Refrigerator.
    Already posted
    By young jenjencin78
    Synchronicity?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    UncleMac, thank you
    For your words and your kindness.
    Haiku is catching!
    Inoculation
    Beware of catching Haiku
    Poetry results!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    edited February 2015
    Sent this to a friend
    Who is new to the haiku
    DYEH, bro? :wink:

    "Good morning to you!
    I have yet to make a poo.
    Thanks for the haiku!"
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Holler at me, girl
    If you want a night of fun
    I'm here to provide!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    capnrus789 wrote: »
    Haikus are easy.
    Some just don't make any sense.
    Refrigerator.

    I order Guinness
    The glass reads "Samuel Adams"
    Should I still drink it?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »
    I order Guinness
    The glass reads "Samuel Adams"
    Should I still drink it?
    If Guiness it is
    Not important is the glass
    Haiku Yoda-style
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    Beginning to like
    This life at -20...
    Except for the wind :(
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »
    I order Guinness
    The glass reads "Samuel Adams"
    Should I still drink it?
    If Guiness it is
    Not important is the glass
    Haiku Yoda-style

    I have to admit
    I was a bit offended
    For my poor Guinness.
  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
    Twenty-eight pages
    of humorous limericks;
    better than working.
  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
    I'm an idiot
    Meant haiku in my last post
    typed limerick - doh!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Can not even begin
    To understand this dreaded winter
    I want some hot cocoa.......

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »
    I have to admit
    I was a bit offended
    For my poor Guinness.
    Guinness is goodness
    A glass improved by contents
    Still glass when empty
    Wiseandcurious wrote: »
    Beginning to like
    This life at -20...
    Except for the wind :(
    If like continues
    I would say it is time to
    Up medication
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Juicy juicy steak.
    Get in my belly now please
    Yummy juicy steak
  • Evenstranger
    Evenstranger Posts: 69 Member
    Drink your Lager now,
    but remember tomorrow,
    you'll work your Bass off.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Again with the snow
    Driveway needs to be shoveled
    Tomorrow's problem... :s
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Shovel snow then work
    Work then shovel snow again
    Cabin fever much?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    edited February 2015
    Sunrise streaming in
    Warming rays push back the night
    Rejuvenation
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Shovel snow then work
    Work then shovel snow again
    Cabin fever much?

    Same thing once again
    Overcome insanity
    Sending you warm thoughts

  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Evenstranger wrote: »
    I'm an idiot
    Meant haiku in my last post
    typed limerick - doh!

    I too have spent time
    Reading and writing these posts
    Finding enjoyment
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    edited February 2015
    Another snow storm
    Half a foot of the white fluff
    I have had enough!!
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    Mild, sunny morning,
    Skating on the lake, feeling
    I'm alive again
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
    So many a verse
    About winter, it's so sad
    It's almost funny :)

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Spring is in the air
    Oh, sunshine and lollipops!
    Who am I kidding?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Wind chill, oh, wind chill!
    Thy frozen breath on my face
    Frostbite ten minutes

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