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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Night is ending
    Day is dawning
    Sleep alludes
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Peanut butter jam
    I want you now, so much
    Please my taste buds, please.

    A wonderful lunch
    Satisfying and tasty
    Many calories

    Many calories
    Means uber deliciousness
    Drooling at the thought

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    it begins today
    another day of sadness
    again tomorrow
    Today choose your path
    Look within yourself for muse
    Opportunity!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Peanut butter jam
    I want you now, so much
    Please my taste buds, please.

    A wonderful lunch
    Satisfying and tasty
    Many calories

    Many calories
    Means uber deliciousness
    Drooling at the thought

    Temptations abound
    Many we choose to resist
    Others are savored
  • CiclistaVal
    CiclistaVal Posts: 221 Member
    A robot I am,
    Lasers from my eyes I shoot,
    Melt the human pshew
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Monday morning blah
    Weekend flew by too quickly
    Coffee IV stat!!
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Don't rely on motivation from others
    No more excuses
    Go!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    I have just pigged out
    Now I'm upset and let down
    Why did I do it?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    I have just pigged out
    Now I'm upset and let down
    Why did I do it?
    Only you can know
    Look deep into your own heart
    Now forgive yourself
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Thank you uncle Mac
    I needed to hear that now
    Time to move on up!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Thank you uncle Mac
    I needed to hear that now
    Time to move on up!
    Glad to help, dear Kate
    Perhaps I should try to be
    The Haiku Guru?
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    That sounds good to me,
    You'd do a great job of it.
    Uncle Mac is fab!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    That sounds good to me,
    You'd do a great job of it.
    Uncle Mac is fab!
    The secret to life:
    Caring for yourself and others
    Nothing else matters
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    I love uncle Mac;
    He is inspirational.
    He supports others!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    I love uncle Mac;
    He is inspirational.
    He supports others!
    Now I am blushing
    I am glad to help others
    Positive karma!!
  • GeeLeeBessey
    GeeLeeBessey Posts: 3
    With the first breath out
    I fly with the wind and air
    Dandelion breeze
  • ZiggySquish
    ZiggySquish Posts: 87 Member
    Jimmy Buffett knows best,
    Cheeseburger in paradise-
    French fried potatoes.
  • ZiggySquish
    ZiggySquish Posts: 87 Member
    A storm is coming,
    the air is thick with questions...
    nutrition labels.
  • ZiggySquish
    ZiggySquish Posts: 87 Member
    my senses awake
    haiku's are my favorite
    my night is complete
  • ZiggySquish
    ZiggySquish Posts: 87 Member
    kava relaxes
    city and colour lulls me
    peaceful sleep is near...
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    sushi4days wrote: »
    A storm is coming,
    the air is thick with questions...
    nutrition labels.

    Oh what can I eat
    Information is the key
    Labels are your friend
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    I have just pigged out
    Now I'm upset and let down
    Why did I do it?

    Stress leads me to eat
    It seems so good at the time
    Later comes regret

    Prepare for next time
    Do not let stress take control
    Finding inner peace
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Focus to succeed
    Change relationship with food
    Look ahead with joy
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Self-important puffery
    Transparent lies
    Pretentious people
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    mygnsac wrote: »
    Self-important puffery
    Transparent lies
    Pretentious people
    Opinion noted
    Feel free not to read this thread
    Do trolling elsewhere
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    mygnsac wrote: »
    Self-important puffery
    Transparent lies
    Pretentious people
    Opinion noted
    Feel free not to read this thread
    Do trolling elsewhere

    Wow, that was the rudest comment I've received on MFP. It was my honest thoughts at the time regarding people I know, and I don't troll.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    mygnsac wrote: »
    Wow, that was the rudest comment I've received on MFP. It was my honest thoughts at the time regarding people I know, and I don't troll.
    My honest thoughts too
    About people I know too
    Of course I don't troll.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    mygnsac wrote: »
    Self-important puffery
    Transparent lies
    Pretentious people

    Some are some are not
    Ignore all the puffery
    Find ones that are true

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Well I want to know
    Have you ever seen the rain
    On a sunny day?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    So much work to do
    Lunch is good time for haiku
    Cream of broccoli

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