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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    I want to be good
    But then I think that's no fun
    So I do bad stuff
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,671 Member
    New haiku is bad
    Some things should be left alone
    Like Tara Reid's boobs.
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    ^^ LOL
  • thisisabbie
    thisisabbie Posts: 521 Member
    Some things make me smile.
    Like sunshine, blue skies and wine.
    And bacon. Oh yes.
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    I smile too much.
    Some think I may be crazy.
    But that is OK.
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    Crazy is not bad
    Unless you have a chainsaw
    Then there's too much blood
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    It's 3:30 now...
    Yet energy courses through
    me too much for sleep.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Ripfit138 wrote: »
    Not real witty now
    I'm counting on my fingers
    to make all the words

    I hate to admit
    Count my fingers till it fits
    Enumeration

  • EveFlowergirl
    EveFlowergirl Posts: 1,491 Member
    one two three four five
    seven eight nine ten and then
    eleven and twelve
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    edited January 2015
    Greetings, I'm the Count
    They call me the Count because
    I love to count things...

    Sesame-Street-the-Count-001.jpg
  • BlueEyedRedhead
    BlueEyedRedhead Posts: 5,169 Member
    ^You're so very kind
    You were there when I needed
    Encouraging words
  • EveFlowergirl
    EveFlowergirl Posts: 1,491 Member
    Dripping Dropping Rain
    Plastering my window wet
    Calming soothing rain
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Pull my finger, son
    No really, it truly hurts
    Fooled you again, boy!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Isaac Asimov
    Author, genius, futurist
    Foundation series

    In "Robots of Dawn"
    Asimov saw a time when
    Humans never touched

    Interaction by
    Holograph alone so how
    Did someone murder?

    Detective Bailey
    Saw the truth but did not say
    Right or wrong? Read it!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,011 Member
    Long long day at work
    Watching the clock move slowly
    When will this day end?
  • PikaBo_O
    PikaBo_O Posts: 9 Member
    Tell Cupcake I'm back.
    She's prolly wondering why
    I went deacto.

    Newsfeed was a mess.
    Friends list unmanageable.
    Couldn't hit delete.

    Hump days too humpy
    TMI...SOMN
    Food prep exercise???

    'Twas much easier
    To exterminate the Kat.
    Streak on to day 1.

    Important lesson;
    It is totally okay
    To decline FRs.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Confusion at first
    Understand about the Kat
    Welcome Pikabo

    :_O
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Long long day at work
    Watching the clock move slowly
    When will this day end?

    Savor the moment
    The end will come too quickly
    Do not watch the clock
  • doomspark
    doomspark Posts: 228 Member
    Capture en-passant
    Knight to queen's bishop seven
    Checkmate on next move
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    This is a haiku
    Seven syllables go here
    Five go in this line
  • infinitevast
    infinitevast Posts: 875 Member
    I love being home
    But I'm sick
    Nyquil it is. Zzzzz
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    PikaBo_O wrote: »
    Tell Cupcake I'm back.
    She's prolly wondering why
    I went deacto.

    Newsfeed was a mess.
    Friends list unmanageable.
    Couldn't hit delete.

    Hump days too humpy
    TMI...SOMN
    Food prep exercise???

    'Twas much easier
    To exterminate the Kat.
    Streak on to day 1.

    Important lesson;
    It is totally okay
    To decline FRs.

    This makes me happy
    To know that the Kat is back!
    Deacto was sad.

    Not a fan of hump.
    I much prefer halfway day.
    No dog visions there.

    Decline the FRs,
    It is totally ok.
    More Kat for your friends! :heart:

  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Here, on Life's Highway
    Cars zoom quickly left and right
    Hop little frog, hop
    frogger.gif

  • KGRebelRanch
    KGRebelRanch Posts: 109 Member
    My plan was faulty
    Nobody wants to haiku
    How 'bout limericks?

    There once was a girl down in Texas
    Who had a duck named Hexxus.
    She fell down in the coop,
    Slung mud with her boot,
    and damaged her poor solar plexus.

    I have a young goat named Siggy.
    When we got her she looked a bit twiggy
    I would post a few more,
    but the mail's at the door,
    and it seems my computer's gone wiggy.

  • PikaBo_O
    PikaBo_O Posts: 9 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Confusion at first
    Understand about the Kat
    Welcome Pikabo

    :_O

    Thanks for the welcome.
    Glad this thread is still alive.
    Haiku ninjas, GO!
  • PikaBo_O
    PikaBo_O Posts: 9 Member
    PikaBo_O wrote: »
    This makes me happy
    To know that the Kat is back!
    Deacto was sad.

    Not a fan of hump.
    I much prefer halfway day.
    No dog visions there.

    Decline the FRs,
    It is totally ok.
    More Kat for your friends! :heart:

    I missed you, my dear!
    You bring sunshine to my page.
    Heart you plenty much
  • PikaBo_O
    PikaBo_O Posts: 9 Member
    Where's my emoji?
    I put a red heart on there.
    Well, here's a bunch more...

  • PikaBo_O
    PikaBo_O Posts: 9 Member
    <3<3<3<3<3<3
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    PikaBo_O wrote: »
    <3<3<3<3<3<3


    I missed you too, girl!
    Don't you ever go away.
    I heart you bigtime.

    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • nannersp61
    nannersp61 Posts: 2,315 Member
    Frost lines my windowsill
    Hot Soup bubbles in the pot
    Warms me to the bone