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Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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I want to be good
But then I think that's no fun
So I do bad stuff0 -
New haiku is bad
Some things should be left alone
Like Tara Reid's boobs.0 -
^^ LOL0
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Some things make me smile.
Like sunshine, blue skies and wine.
And bacon. Oh yes.0 -
I smile too much.
Some think I may be crazy.
But that is OK.0 -
Crazy is not bad
Unless you have a chainsaw
Then there's too much blood0 -
It's 3:30 now...
Yet energy courses through
me too much for sleep.0 -
one two three four five
seven eight nine ten and then
eleven and twelve0 -
Greetings, I'm the Count
They call me the Count because
I love to count things...
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^You're so very kind
You were there when I needed
Encouraging words0 -
Dripping Dropping Rain
Plastering my window wet
Calming soothing rain0 -
Pull my finger, son
No really, it truly hurts
Fooled you again, boy!0 -
Isaac Asimov
Author, genius, futurist
Foundation series
In "Robots of Dawn"
Asimov saw a time when
Humans never touched
Interaction by
Holograph alone so how
Did someone murder?
Detective Bailey
Saw the truth but did not say
Right or wrong? Read it!
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Long long day at work
Watching the clock move slowly
When will this day end?0 -
Tell Cupcake I'm back.
She's prolly wondering why
I went deacto.
Newsfeed was a mess.
Friends list unmanageable.
Couldn't hit delete.
Hump days too humpy
TMI...SOMN
Food prep exercise???
'Twas much easier
To exterminate the Kat.
Streak on to day 1.
Important lesson;
It is totally okay
To decline FRs.0 -
Confusion at first
Understand about the Kat
Welcome Pikabo
:_O0 -
Capture en-passant
Knight to queen's bishop seven
Checkmate on next move0 -
This is a haiku
Seven syllables go here
Five go in this line0 -
I love being home
But I'm sick
Nyquil it is. Zzzzz0 -
Tell Cupcake I'm back.
She's prolly wondering why
I went deacto.
Newsfeed was a mess.
Friends list unmanageable.
Couldn't hit delete.
Hump days too humpy
TMI...SOMN
Food prep exercise???
'Twas much easier
To exterminate the Kat.
Streak on to day 1.
Important lesson;
It is totally okay
To decline FRs.
This makes me happy
To know that the Kat is back!
Deacto was sad.
Not a fan of hump.
I much prefer halfway day.
No dog visions there.
Decline the FRs,
It is totally ok.
More Kat for your friends!
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Here, on Life's Highway
Cars zoom quickly left and right
Hop little frog, hop
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Cameron_1969 wrote: »My plan was faulty
Nobody wants to haiku
How 'bout limericks?
There once was a girl down in Texas
Who had a duck named Hexxus.
She fell down in the coop,
Slung mud with her boot,
and damaged her poor solar plexus.
I have a young goat named Siggy.
When we got her she looked a bit twiggy
I would post a few more,
but the mail's at the door,
and it seems my computer's gone wiggy.
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CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »0
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Where's my emoji?
I put a red heart on there.
Well, here's a bunch more...
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Frost lines my windowsill
Hot Soup bubbles in the pot
Warms me to the bone0
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