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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Work week starts again
    Weekend passes to quickly
    Can I call it quits
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    flamboyant flowers
    succumb to the fading light
    folding in their rage
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    My innermost thoughts
    Spilled on a sheet of paper
    Like blood from my veins
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    anxiously waiting
    nervous anticipating
    he's here and i'm glad
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Long weekend biking
    My friends are waiting for me
    Will it rain today
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Strange thing to cause joy
    My daughter dumped her boyfriend
    Goodbye scrawny twerp!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Children make choices
    So sad when they are poor ones
    Finally they learn
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Children make choices
    So sad when they are poor ones
    Finally they learn
    Parents give their kids
    Foundation and then let go
    Soar, little bird, soar!!
  • PSMTD
    PSMTD Posts: 106 Member
    3am in bed
    Why am I still awake
    My fitness pal app
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    When reading haiku
    Count syllables compulsive
    These people can't count
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    No fan of Haiku
    They really do annoy me
    F' U' to Haiku
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Yes I am a fan
    The count helps me to focus
    Some are a struggle
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    When reading haiku
    Count syllables compulsive
    These people can't count
    Do they know the count
    First line is five then seven
    Finish up with five
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    3am in bed
    Why am I still awake
    My fitness pal app

    Sometimes I stare up
    Nightly rest is elusive
    Finally morning
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    A, B, C, or D
    And sometimes even Double
    Boobies are just great.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I eat chocolate
    It is almost time to leave
    I love teh boobehs.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Nude volleyball game
    Oddly disgusting to watch
    Ball handling error!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Drinking with a friend
    Lots of exercise also
    I am still under :)
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Don't give T M I
    When reciting your haiku
    Some are best unsaid
  • bokodasu
    bokodasu Posts: 629 Member
    It's called a squat rack
    Please do your pushups elsewhere
    Go outside, it's nice
  • happymomma454
    happymomma454 Posts: 125
    poetry to be
    makes for a lot of new smiles
    but not in this case
  • Michelle_Padgett13
    Michelle_Padgett13 Posts: 417 Member
    Browsing the forums
    The butthurt is addictive
    Ah! Schadenfreude!
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    Haiku's are funny
    But they also teach wisdom
    Cauliflower fart
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Thousand calories
    Chocolate in my belly
    Lettuce days ahead
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    I don't like haiku.
    I have never liked haiku.
    Haiku is so dumb.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I don't like haiku
    I wish it didn't exist
    It's cheap poetry
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Dad in hospital
    Good doctors and medicine
    Now time for prayers
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Some of these haiku
    Are hysterically funny
    Others not so much
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Dad in hospital
    Good doctors and medicine
    Now time for prayers
    Sorry for this news
    Sent positive energy
    Good luck to you both
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Parenting Haiku
    I thought I had plans.
    Parenting got in the way.
    Better luck next time

    Marriage Haiku
    I thought I had plans
    Marriage stuff got in the way
    Better luck next time

    Advice I was given that I ignored Haiku
    Kids and husbands get
    in the way of everything
    That's what I was told

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