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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I am so annoyed
    I really do loathe Haiku
    Thanks alot OP!

    Hey there, y u mad?
    What did haiku do to you?
    It's sweet, like candy.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Went to Taco Bell
    Fresco Chicken Burrito
    I was so happy.

    Kid got KFC
    She did not want her biscuit
    I ate damn biscuit

    :ohwell:
  • AndiJoy812
    AndiJoy812 Posts: 236
    Not meaning to whine.
    I just can't get the rhythm
    Out of my damn head!
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Went to Taco Bell
    Fresco Chicken Burrito
    I was so happy.

    Kid got KFC
    She did not want her biscuit
    I ate damn biscuit

    :ohwell:

    I like the hot wings!
    Why do things that burn your *kitten*
    Taste so effing good?
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Went to Taco Bell
    Fresco Chicken Burrito
    I was so happy.

    Kid got KFC
    She did not want her biscuit
    I ate damn biscuit

    :ohwell:

    I like the hot wings!
    Why do things that burn your *kitten*
    Taste so effing good?

    It's to make you pay
    for eating the nomtastic
    foods. Booze does that too.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Sphincter inferno
    A poster asked for help here
    I suggested ice :wink:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Sphincter inferno
    A poster asked for help here
    I suggested ice :wink:

    Ice cream does the trick...
    Just a little tip I learned
    Watching Cheech & Chong.
    :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Sphincter inferno
    A poster asked for help here
    I suggested ice :wink:

    Ice cream does the trick...
    Just a little tip I learned
    Watching Cheech & Chong.
    :laugh:

    I will share that tip
    He no likey ice in butt
    Will prefer ice cream!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Got to go to work.
    No No No No No No No
    No No No No No.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Sphincter inferno
    A poster asked for help here
    I suggested ice :wink:

    Ice cream does the trick...
    Just a little tip I learned
    Watching Cheech & Chong.
    :laugh:

    I will share that tip
    He no likey ice in butt
    Will prefer ice cream!

    Make sure to ingest;
    I don't think it works as well
    Injected up there
    :tongue:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I like the hot wings!
    Why do things that burn your *kitten*
    Taste so effing good?

    It's to make you pay
    for eating the nomtastic
    foods. Booze does that too.

    Sweet margarita,
    Blended fruit and tequila...
    TIME TO GET WASTED!!! :drinker:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Make sure to ingest;
    I don't think it works as well
    Injected up there
    :tongue:

    I better go back
    And post that little tidbit.
    Mis-read would be bad! :noway:
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
    do be do be do
    I hear Sinatra singing
    "Strangers in the Night"
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Make sure to ingest;
    I don't think it works as well
    Injected up there
    :tongue:

    I better go back
    And post that little tidbit.
    Mis-read would be bad! :noway:

    Totally agree;
    Especially if he picks
    A flavor with nuts!!
    :laugh:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Today I'm a man.
    I expect better pay rate
    and skipped shaving legs.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I just read a thread
    Dealing with bleeding nipples
    Weight loss is F'd up
  • reactor25
    reactor25 Posts: 146 Member
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*

    It's like your in my head...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Weight loss sucks
    When the progress stops
    I need a sandwich!
  • rebecky27
    rebecky27 Posts: 842 Member
    It's like your in my head...
    This is not valid
    Do you not know the Haiku?
    Try again my friend
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*

    It's like your in my head...

    That made me giggle.
    It is like you're in my head!
    I fixed it for you. :flowerforyou:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Ok here is mine in honor of the sport I love:

    Shotput is heavy
    hammer flies through the air
    medal hangs on neck.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    antihaiku.jpg
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Soup,salad, and bread
    For lunch. Olive Garden I love you.
    Breadsticks of delight.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Ate all the chocolate
    that I brought in my lunch bag.
    Just healthy stuff left.

    :sad:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Sinister sweet tooth,
    Why must you invade my thoughts
    With dancing candy??

    I feel like Homer
    skipping down the cocoa-road
    in that episode...

    Chocolate puppy,
    Let me take a bite of you!
    But, wait; there's a sign...

    "The Chocolate Shoppe:
    All truffles and confections
    75% Off!!"

    :sad:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I wish I had thought
    To bring chocolate in my lunch.
    Chocolate puppy?!
  • lizzb0
    lizzb0 Posts: 44 Member
    f*** doing crunches
    I'm going to Mickey D's
    This is why i'm fat :P
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    To the mouse hiding under the papers on my desk:

    Oh tiny gray mouse
    Such a cute little bugger
    Will be sad when SNAP!
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I wish I had thought
    To bring chocolate in my lunch.
    Chocolate puppy?!

    It is a Yorkshire;
    Homer picks it up, then...CHOMP!!!
    "Yarf, yarf"--->LOL!!!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Was a man all day.
    Kinda like having a beard...
    time for a sex change?

    Just as long as i
    still get to wear my tie dye.
    Might have to buy kilt.

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