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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    This is clearly where
    Smart folks on here have gathered
    Hurrah for spelling!

    This is not so true.
    I have seen some stupid stuff;
    It should be a crime.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Perfect Haiku:

    19977386.jpg
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Perfect Haiku:

    19977386.jpg

    :laugh: !!!!!
  • thesmellofapples
    thesmellofapples Posts: 287 Member
    this haiku is titled "waking up in the morning"

    no no no no no
    no no no no no no no
    no no no please no
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Was gone for a bit---
    Whole page of new poetry!
    My favorite thread.

    Went to see my mom.
    All food COVERED in butter;
    Food baby is huge.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I bet food baby
    Was happy to see the light
    Or the toilet, yo.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Galveston
    Wind chimes hanging still
    on the corner of your house.
    Empty lover's bed.

    Eyes that looked to me
    the outreach of honesty
    concealing the lies.

    Today, no phone call,
    hiding a knife in my heart.
    Karma hunts you too.

    Each day misses you
    but dares not call out your name.
    You deserve nothing.

    Wet cotton clouds bloom.
    Our lips shall no longer kiss.
    Galveston is dead.
  • hamncheese67
    hamncheese67 Posts: 1,715 Member
    To lose some weight now
    Is to make lifestyle changes
    Put down that doughnut!
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    this haiku is titled "waking up in the morning"

    no no no no no
    no no no no no no no
    no no no please no

    LOVE IT
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Today looks awful.
    think I'll lay in bed and watch
    the day pass me by.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Planting things today
    While the garage bunny watches.
    Keep away wabbit!
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    Give me a dollar
    Burning embers of fondness
    Fuckin ice cold beer
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    Prostate check up time
    Doctor was a lumberjack
    My burning rectum
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Cinco de Mayo,
    Why do we celebrate you?
    Bah! More tequila.
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    Cinco de Mayo,
    Why do we celebrate you?
    Bah! More tequila.

    Need excuse to drink,
    We steal your holiday, bro
    You mad Mexico?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Any excuse to drink,
    We steal your holiday, bro
    You mad Mexico?

    Who needs an excuse?
    I just need good company.
    Will you be my friend?
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    Any excuse to drink,
    We steal your holiday, bro
    You mad Mexico?

    Who needs an excuse?
    I just need good company.
    Will you be my friend?

    Changed any to need
    Failed haikus, win at tetris;
    Blame tequila, dude
  • PhenomeNae
    PhenomeNae Posts: 130 Member
    He left her for good,
    Her heart broken yet again,
    Loneliness sets in.
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
    comatae comatae cora cora

    comatae
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    These Haiku are wins.
    Haiku? Haikus? How do you
    pluralize this word?
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I think it's like sheep
    You have one sheep, or two sheep
    The word doesn't change
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Dog parks are muddy.
    Lady said Saint's drool ruined
    her "nice pants." Really.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I'm up too early.
    But Baby Girl is keeping
    Herself occupied.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    The sun is shining.
    There isn't enough sunscreen
    in my arsenal.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Mornings with coffee
    and the antics of children
    are keeping me sane.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    You are a rock star
    PapaverSomniferum
    Screw that blind lady.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Aw, but I love her!
    She fills my workdays with joy.
    Messing up my hair.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Does she have a cane?
    'Cause canes are kinda awesome.
    What if...hidden sword?!?
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I ate the cookie
    I knew it was bad for me
    I ate it anyway
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
    I love haiku,
    a geeky English major
    avoiding Monday

    **i'm just so geeked out there's a whole forum dedicated to haiku. REFRIGERATOR.**

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