Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Personal trainer
    Asks if I'm sore anywhere
    Yes, but can't say why! :bigsmile:

    Like :laugh:
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    I should be working,
    Yet I'm on MyFitnessPal,
    It is much more fun.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Try to blow some minds;
    assign a dozen sonnets.
    Iambic! For Shame!

    Strict on the rhyme scheme,
    Grades on quatrains and couplets;
    Shakespeare would be proud!!
  • Pengi81
    Pengi81 Posts: 336 Member
    I just LOVE penguins
    They are so fluffy and cute
    In their dinner suit!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Always overdressed.
    Why must the penguins show off?
    It's just Applebee's.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I dress up at times.
    People think it's old lady
    night at junior prom.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'd take you to prom.
    We'd pretend to chaperone
    but we'd spike the punch.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I don't drink often.
    but when i do, it's spiked with
    LSD and rum.

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  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Dog and cat in love
    At my feet, end of the bed
    Dog sleeps on cat's butt
  • laurieblair2012
    laurieblair2012 Posts: 106 Member
    5 o'clock am,
    The gym is empty, quiet.
    This hour is my own.
  • CandaceyD
    CandaceyD Posts: 74 Member
    Frozen sweets i love
    Books and songs are dear to me
    I like biking too.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Ran out of green tea.
    Drinking unlabeled tea bag.
    Hope it's not senna!
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Listening to tunes.
    Chill station on Spotify.
    Better than Bieber.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Listening to the
    neighbor's cat yowling in heat.
    Better than Beiber.

    Cat got run over.
    Rolling around in the street.
    Sounds like Nickleback.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Bumping this thread is
    now a compulsive habit.
    Trolling makes me smile.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Yowling cat in heat,
    please drown out the cackling sound
    of Nicki Minaj.
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    I was here.
    You were not.
    Pencil.

    This is NOT written in haiku format. For shame!!! :laugh:

    <~~ B.A in creative writing. And not to be a jerk, but since you are a poetry teacher surely you must know that a haiku does not have to always be 5-7-5 :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Elitist writers
    wear black frames and drink lattes.
    and they troll forums
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    What's wrong with senna
    PapaverSomniferum?
    Should I hate it, too?
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    I was here.
    You were not.
    Pencil.

    This is NOT written in haiku format. For shame!!! :laugh:

    <~~ B.A in creative writing. And not to be a jerk, but since you are a poetry teacher surely you must know that a haiku does not have to always be 5-7-5 :flowerforyou: :drinker:

    True...IF you are writing a haiku in its origin language (because it may not translate to 5-7-5 in English.) As a Language Arts teacher (poetry is just one of the concepts I teach), I ask my students to stay true to form. Thus, I teach them that, if you do not follow the rules of a specified poetic form, it should be considered "free verse."

    In my class, if you turned in your poem as a "haiku" assignment, I would assume you didn't understand the syllable pattern and grade you accordingly. My poetry professor always said..."If it's not 14 lines of iambic-pentameter verse, beginning with three quatrains and ending in a couplet, with a rhyme scheme of a-b-a-b-c-d-c-d-e-f-e-f-g-g, don't call it a Shakespearean Sonnet"

    Anyhow- kudos for being creative, I admire that! :flowerforyou:

    Edit for a haiku...

    I like being right.
    I will tell you when you're wrong.
    Listen and take notes.
    :laugh:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    That's too much talking.
    I'd give you a bonus for
    a haiku reply.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Words are fabulous!
    Take the time to read them all;
    You'll learn something new.
    :wink:
  • chrisdavy239
    chrisdavy239 Posts: 21 Member
    Writing a haiku
    with seventeen syllables
    is very diffic...
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Epic haiku fail
    but I would not point and laugh
    at least not too long
  • chrisdavy239
    chrisdavy239 Posts: 21 Member
    Didn't realise
    that this was a running thread
    but now I've noticed!
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    German is coming
    Naturally, I wear red
    He's cooking dinner
  • CandaceyD
    CandaceyD Posts: 74 Member
    Herbs in my garden
    Rabbits i I must chase away
    In the hot May sun.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    German is coming
    Naturally, I wear red
    He's cooking dinner

    He's cooking dinner?
    That is incredibly kind:
    I hope it's sausage.

    :smokin:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Sausage is delish.
    I enjoy eating big ones;
    Love that juicy meat!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
    I want some bacon.
    Greasy, salty, crispy; yum.
    Too bad I'm so fat.

    Now i want bacon :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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