Let's hear your Haiku skillz

PapaverSomniferum

I work overnight.
I could do some pilates...
Nope. There's Internet.

DAM_Fine

I sit here waiting
For something new to happen
Insomnia sucks

iCACTUS

I will conquer this.
I know I will persevere.
I will be healthy.

songbyrdsweet

I am a TA
Have to grade thirty papers
Undergrads can't write


Make my dog breakfast
Dry food, wet food, hot water
Out of human food


Move ex-boyfriend out
Then redecorate my room
My favorite thing


Sleeping next to dog
Snoring loudly in my ear
No room on the bed


Have insomnia
Wake up to watch the sun rise
Make it a good day

joeq722

A week of rest is
Usually a good thing
We will see at three

maryduggins

I really want food
Maybe a burger or two
Oooh! Or some fondue

(;

PapaverSomniferum

Thunderstorms today.
Kids are staying with granny.
I get to sleep in.

Ate over maintenance
for three days in a row now.
Still really want pie.

If I eat that pie
when there is no one looking,
does it still get logged?

DAM_Fine

Thunderstorms today.
Kids are staying with granny.
I get to sleep in.

Ate over maintenance
for three days in a row now.
Still really want pie.

If I eat that pie
when there is no one looking,
does it still get logged?

Love these, especially the last one!

Tybalt71

Prince of Cats
get straight you're facts
Batman is a cartoon not a real dude-Ty

*golfclaps*

DAM_Fine

Prince of Cats
get straight you're facts
Batman is a cartoon not a real dude-Ty

*golfclaps*

Bad haiku, but you're still cute!

PapaverSomniferum

I like my coffee
with sugar, cream, or just black.
In fact, just love coffee.

Strawberries are in
season; juicy, red, and ripe.
"Om nom nom nom nom!"

Popcorn is tasty.
I season it however....
garum masala???

cfriend71

Slept until noon
Rarely I do
Why am I still tired?

PapaverSomniferum

The cat's in my lap.
The dog weighs more than I do.
The squirrel wants out.

The rain stopped falling.
I should get dressed and go ride.
Nah, let's eat cookies.

Just found the remote;
Jethro Tull is on Netflix.
My life is complete.

olivetree_

Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying "Hi" to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
- ellen degeneres

PapaverSomniferum

Went through box today
which was marked "Too Fat To Wear";
Almost empty now.

Tybalt71

R0SES ARE RED
Violets are Blue
paid 500$ for this stupid tattoo

PapaverSomniferum

Poetry is fun
but you're not good at Haiku.
Continue to pose.

I have a sweet tooth.
No matter how hard I try,
not enough protein.

Eggs are delicious.
Someone make me an omlette
please, for my dinner.

Tybalt71

I do not like green eggs and ham
not in a can, not with spam
i do not like POLTERGEIST

PapaverSomniferum

Fail! But that's all right.
Poetry is for losers
anyway. Ka-Pow!

isweatglitter

Lol, I thought I would never use this after school.

Anyways,
She loves food so much
it does not love her back though
why so delicious

PapaverSomniferum

I want this thread to
live forever and ever.
I like Zombies, too.

kneeki

Roses are tits.
Violets are tits.
I like tits.

tits.

PapaverSomniferum

The ability
to count is important to
the art of Haiku.

sktllmdrhmz

I do not like green eggs and ham
not in a can, not with spam
i do not like POLTERGEIST

lmao

Just_Dot

The ability
to count is important to
the art of Haiku.

Word.

PapaverSomniferum

There is a squirrel
that balances on my head.
Wish I was joking.

His name is Foamy.
That was not my idea.
I wanted "Monkey"

Why do people like
squirrels but think rats are gross?
Rats are quieter.

sktllmdrhmz

I do not like green eggs and ham
not in a can, not with spam
i do not like POLTERGEIST

lmao

at Poltergeist, not the counting.

Julz2586

ROFL!

laurieblair2012

Nutella beckons...
But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
Damn my crappy genes!

sktllmdrhmz

Maybe I'm lonely,
but there's a beer in my hand.
Thanks, Bud Platinum.