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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Nutella beckons...
    But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
    Damn my crappy genes!

    this one would work great with

    "genes/jeans"

    :flowerforyou: double meanings
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    :flowerforyou: double meanings

    They give me an excuse to say "entendre!" :glasses:
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 659 Member
    Just want to live life,
    see everything and just feel,
    but my body balks.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    The squirrel licks my
    boyfriend's SpongeBob pillowcase.
    I will not tell him.

    I'm considering
    going for a nighttime jog
    for some more pizza.

    Squirrels don't like pie,
    pizza, brownies, or sponge cake.
    They like protein bars.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    How nice it must be
    to have a trusty squirrel
    companion. Yep.

    Com pan eee yun?

    Or com pan nyun? hrrrmmmm
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    Chubby girl be gone
    Bikini Bod come hither!
    Wellness shall be mine.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Syllables depend
    on dialect and accent.
    Does "every" have three?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'm from Alabama.
    Words have fewer syllables.
    Maybe it's the drawl.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    In the Lone Star State
    language loses it's beauty
    howdy to all y'all
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I'm half Floridan.
    My aunts drawl their words way out.
    "Jesus" has three.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Is the last syllable "ahh!"

    'Cause that's the way I hear it, like a revival preacher. "JEsuss-ahh!"
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Is the last syllable "ahh!"

    'Cause that's the way I hear it, like a revival preacher. "JEsuss-ahh!"

    actually, the north Florida panhandle relatives say, "Jah-eeeez-US"

    I can always tell when my aunt calls,

    "Clay-er? Doo Yoou Knoow whoo theee-is eeee-is?"

    .
    .
    .
    Accents are funny.
    You never know how you sound
    until they mock you
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I know just what you mean. :)
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    On the verge of death
    Sick, weak and waning
    I'm sorry, bank account.
  • Elohvey
    Elohvey Posts: 65 Member
    Nails dressed in pink rose
    Shine like a glittering sun
    Reflected on water


    So I tried to think
    Of something super funny
    I didn't ... meow.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I love all of you!
    Even all the fail poets.
    Haiku is good times.

    :heart:
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    I love to Haiku.
    Poetry stretches out my
    uselessly schooled brain.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Met hot German guy
    In my pedagogy class
    Soon he'll go back home

    But we still go out
    Back to his room to try
    Real Riesling, Yum

    Wow, sexy accent
    Makes everything sound great
    Speaks five languages

    Brilliant mind, he's
    An aerospace engineer
    Only here 10 days!

    ARRGGGHHHHH
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    Hmm, good idea
    Oops, I mean no..me? Never.
    He'd stay in my room. :devil:
  • paulasue145
    paulasue145 Posts: 157
    what is a Haiku?
    I do not get it.
    Do I eat it?
    Or do i bed it? ....:smile:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    More than a few days.
    At some point you must feed them.
    Can you make bratwurst?
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    More than a few days.
    At some point you must feed them.
    Can you make bratwurst?

    They can eat much less
    If they are chained to the bed
    Mwah hahahaha
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    He's leaving in ten.
    Just let the Germans feed him.
    More time for nookie.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Kidnapping foreign
    men and keeping them in your
    basement will not work.

    More than a few days.
    At some point you must feed them.
    Can you make bratwurst?

    They can eat much less
    If they are chained to the bed
    Mwah hahahaha

    Some meals are tasty
    no matter what the language.
    Delicious tacos.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I love good taco.
    There's just something about it.
    I keep coming back.
  • MrsAbles
    MrsAbles Posts: 117 Member
    Scampering squirrel
    Crosses our path. Baby says:
    "Lookit! Kangaroo!"
  • sizesixorbust
    sizesixorbust Posts: 114 Member
    french fries and cookies
    they just taste so good i die
    of deliciousness
  • CourtneayB2010
    CourtneayB2010 Posts: 25
    when I sing to you
    your boxers will stick like glue
    call me sanjaya
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    How'd the subject change
    from the kidnapped german guy
    to squirrel and fries?

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