Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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I want this thread to
live forever and ever.
I like Zombies, too.0 -
Roses are tits.
Violets are tits.
I like tits.
tits.0 -
The ability
to count is important to
the art of Haiku.0 -
I do not like green eggs and ham
not in a can, not with spam
i do not like POLTERGEIST
lmao0 -
The ability
to count is important to
the art of Haiku.
Word.0 -
There is a squirrel
that balances on my head.
Wish I was joking.
His name is Foamy.
That was not my idea.
I wanted "Monkey"
Why do people like
squirrels but think rats are gross?
Rats are quieter.0 -
I do not like green eggs and ham
not in a can, not with spam
i do not like POLTERGEIST
lmao
at Poltergeist, not the counting.0 -
ROFL!0 -
Nutella beckons...
But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
Damn my crappy genes!0 -
Maybe I'm lonely,
but there's a beer in my hand.
Thanks, Bud Platinum.0 -
Nutella beckons...
But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
Damn my crappy genes!
this one would work great with
"genes/jeans"
:flowerforyou: double meanings0 -
:flowerforyou: double meanings
They give me an excuse to say "entendre!" :glasses:0 -
Just want to live life,
see everything and just feel,
but my body balks.0 -
The squirrel licks my
boyfriend's SpongeBob pillowcase.
I will not tell him.
I'm considering
going for a nighttime jog
for some more pizza.
Squirrels don't like pie,
pizza, brownies, or sponge cake.
They like protein bars.0 -
How nice it must be
to have a trusty squirrel
companion. Yep.
Com pan eee yun?
Or com pan nyun? hrrrmmmm0 -
Chubby girl be gone
Bikini Bod come hither!
Wellness shall be mine.0 -
Syllables depend
on dialect and accent.
Does "every" have three?0 -
I'm from Alabama.
Words have fewer syllables.
Maybe it's the drawl.0 -
In the Lone Star State
language loses it's beauty
howdy to all y'all0 -
I'm half Floridan.
My aunts drawl their words way out.
"Jesus" has three.0
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