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Cameron_1969
Posts: 2,857 Member
Mojo lost to time
My gut is gooey and soft
Help me fitness pal
My gut is gooey and soft
Help me fitness pal
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I want some bacon.
Greasy, salty, crispy; yum.
Too bad I'm so fat.5 -
I want some bacon.
Greasy, salty, crispy; yum.
Too bad I'm so fat.
awesome0 -
My plan was faulty
Nobody wants to haiku
How 'bout limericks?0 -
Sun is shining bright
sky is pretty blue; breeze warm.
So why on laptop?4 -
Oh yummy pad thai
with your sweet and pungent sauce
get in my belleh.4 -
In all things: balance
NEAT limits calorie burn
First Lifting. Now nap.
ETA: Numbers are hard! I did 7-9-7 instead of 5-7-5. Now I must fix. *hangs head in shame and turns in nerd card*0 -
Chardonnay, my love
You make me forget my thoughts
Oh look, new shoes! *hic*4 -
At the Klondike Druid Farm,
the jackets clasp at the ankles,
run away fast.0 -
tasty jelly beans sing
gooey goodness in a shell
oh! jelly belly0 -
Chardonnay, my love
You make me forget my thoughts
Oh look, new shoes! *hic*
^ nice. i like your use of *hic*
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O sticky asphalt
gushing fire hydrant spray...
RUN for ice cream truck2 -
He wore a space suit
made randomly of giant pockets,
filled with cheese.2 -
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she displayed her heart
in a forgotten bell jar
covered with muslin.2 -
Hahahaha! Engineman!
Wrong thinking will be punished,
so run and run
as fast as you can, man.0 -
Angry farmers ask
What is all this brou-ha-ha
about flapping loaves.0 -
I like popsicles
they come in different colors
my molars hurt. owwww.4 -
I ran a 10 K
Now I can eat a donut
That's my fitness plan2 -
I have never tried
to write a haiku before
so here I go now0 -
One hundred times up
And then one hundred times down
Stair climbing is fun0 -
Damn it! I was gonna post exactly that. :P1
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