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We broke up because...
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Would only watch cartoons!0
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Kept body slamming me in front of my friends.0
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Got beat up by a Girl! ;p0
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she was too fabulous for me0
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Couldn't see she was the hotter one0
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She had low self esteem.0
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I complimented her to the heavens but it didnt work0
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SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »I complimented her to the heavens but it didnt work
She said I looked like an Alpaca0 -
She didnt understand my sense of humor. I was talking love talk to her0
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SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »She didnt understand my sense of humor. I was talking love talk to her
Her love talk was always about farm animals0 -
She didn't like how loud I snored0
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He drooled on me when we slept0
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She insisted on sleeping0
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She kept a pillow between us when we slept0
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The pillow was to lift my hips up for later but they fell asleep0
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She had no junk in the trunk.0
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he wouldnt spank me! I liked that
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She was a little too much in to S&M.0
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Too vanilla...wanted much more kink
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I wanted good lovin that was all0
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She wanted Lovin, but not from me!
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oh contrare!!! She had her eyes elsewhere 0
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SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »oh contrare!!! She had her eyes elsewhere
She was always rhyming0 -
Hated my poetry0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Hated my poetry
It was so depressing0 -
I depressed her!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I depressed her!
Made me cry with her haikus0 -
She was so emotional !!!0
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showed no emotion stunned the.shrink0
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I moved and screamed to much0
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