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We broke up because...

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  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    Made me crave pizza while I was dieting.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    salstg wrote: »
    Made me crave pizza while I was dieting.

    Never appreciated my pillow talk
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

    Very high maintenance but worth it ;)
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    Thought she was the cat's meow.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    salstg wrote: »
    Thought she was the cat's meow.

    I am B)
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

    Very high maintenance but worth it ;)

    that's why i hired him :)

  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

    Very high maintenance but worth it ;)

    that's why i hired him :)

    Hired people to keep us apart
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He hired a Surrogate so he wouldn't have to ... with me!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    hasnt read ALL the posts I've directed toward her
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

    Very high maintenance but worth it ;)

    that's why i hired him :)

    Hired people to keep us apart

    doesn't respond to therapy

  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

    Very high maintenance but worth it ;)

    that's why i hired him :)

    Hired people to keep us apart

    doesn't respond to therapy

    Electric shock therapy is for sissys
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    edited June 2015
    didn't believe in EST
  • Fierce4me
    Fierce4me Posts: 2,169 Member
    Jealously running wild
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was jealous of my dog because he would sleep by my feet.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    you got expensive lawyers - needed this thing settled quick

    Left me for his lawyer.
    Broke my heart
    I contemplated suicide
    I call daily just to hear his voice as I breathe hard into the phone

    wanted to hire the most expensive psychotherapists - this chic is high maintenance

    Very high maintenance but worth it ;)

    that's why i hired him :)

    only responds to treatments outlawed in this country

    Hired people to keep us apart

    doesn't respond to therapy

    Electric shock therapy is for sissys

    only respnds to therapies outlawed in this country

  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    was obsessed with this person and all the lawyer fees and therapy...so jealous was I!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called her Ex a Dog and still slept with them!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    eelamme wrote: »
    was obsessed with this person and all the lawyer fees and therapy...so jealous was I!

    waits too long to deliver financial advice

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her ex was dog the bounty hunter :o
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  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    We couldn't get through airport security due to her explosive diarrhea.

    ok i'm out - you can take over for a bit on this thread lolololololollo

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He left me alone with a stranger!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wakes up in bed with strangers on a pretty regular basis.
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I thought he was a girl, I'm not into dudes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She thought I was a Girl but I wasn't................................................I am A Woman!!! :wink:
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