We broke up because...
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Used all the baby oil0
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was obsessed with covering herself in baby oil0
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Couldn't hold on to me
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always slipping out of my grasp0
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She slipped through my fingers!0
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kept stealing my slippery girlfriends0
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her baby oil interfered with my hair gel0
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chemical reaction thing0
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There was no "chemical reaction" when we touched.0
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our pH balance was just not compatible0
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I was far to basic for him0
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She bought all generic food and home supplies. My underwear were like cardboard!0
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He always ruined the "find the item section for me by circling them" So I couldn't enjoy it as well.0
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He was Harsh!0
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Didn't like it rough0
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I sharted on his kilt0
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She wasn't potty trained.0
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Because my tallywacker's nickname is Bane...0
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He had the weirdest nickname for his.......
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Because my tallywackers nickname is Bane...
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She took my batman socks!!0
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Wouldn't believe I was batman0
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Because my tallywackers nickname is Bane...
He never gave me permission
Bat Girl wouldnt hang upside down long enough
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He made up silly challenges0
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