Unexpected things while jogging/running

Winterlover123
Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
edited November 20 in Chit-Chat
"Go for a jog", they said
"What could go wrong!", they said.
Know what could go wrong? A bug decides your mouth is perfect to fly into. Bleh!!

What's happened to you?
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio

    There's a fun thread pertaining to that.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Had a fawn jump out of the brush, along the trail, and actually ran into my dog.
  • Steam_Powered_Awesome
    Steam_Powered_Awesome Posts: 301 Member
    I was running on the treadmill at my gym and the elderly lady next to me soiled her adult diaper and didn't know. It was bad
  • undergloom
    undergloom Posts: 531 Member
    Early morning runners sure do seem to discover a lot of dead bodies.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    ^^^True - My running partner did
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I usually have at least one battle with "is it just a fart?"
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    saw a dude pissin off a public bridge once on a morning run

    I haven't had that one yet! I have about 5 bridges around my path so it's bound to happen sooner or later
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    Last night at the gym, I was running on the treadmill and there was a guy next to me, also running on a treadmill. We started at roughly the same time. Towards the end, there was a smell like something was burning. We kept looking at each other and at each other's treadmills nervously. He asked me "is it yours or mine" I said "I don't know." We didn't stop. I felt like we were playing chicken. I finished before him. I hope he didn't blow up.
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  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    I've also fallen off a treadmill that I didn't realize was moving very quickly before I stepped on. That was a grand ol' mess.
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    My shorts fell down lol...sorry not sorry. :D
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio

    There's a fun thread pertaining to that.

    Oops, didn't see that!
  • lishie_rebooted
    lishie_rebooted Posts: 2,973 Member
    I'll trade you.
    I'll gladly ingest the bugs while running and you can have the fractured fibula I sustained from finding a pothole on a early morning run.
  • rushbabe0214
    rushbabe0214 Posts: 105 Member
    A guy sitting on a park bench, jerking off.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Last week, on a wooded trail, I saw a doe & a bunny at the same time, on either side of my path. I kinda felt like a Disney princess for a moment. Break out into song? Or keep really, really quiet?
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    lishie_rebooted wrote: »
    I'll trade you.
    I'll gladly ingest the bugs while running and you can have the fractured fibula I sustained from finding a pothole on a early morning run.

    OUCH! I had a guy on a bike try to run me off the path before. I didn't even think about how that could happen but I guess the drop off the side IS tall enough to do something like that! :/
  • lmunoz323
    lmunoz323 Posts: 2 Member
    I saw a bull snake by my route. Also once i notice about 10-15 jack rabbits at the state park.
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Last week, on a wooded trail, I saw a doe & a bunny at the same time, on either side of my path. I kinda felt like a Disney princess for a moment. Break out into song? Or keep really, really quiet?

    Break out into song. Definitely.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Winterlover123 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10161305/miles-ran-to-bugs-ingested-ratio

    There's a fun thread pertaining to that.

    Oops, didn't see that!

    I was just shamelessly promoting one of my old threads. I promise it's okay.
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    rushbabe0214 wrote: »
    A guy sitting on a park bench, jerking off.

    WHAAT D: the f is wrong with people!
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    TattooLoveShow wrote: »
    I was running on the treadmill at my gym and the elderly lady next to me soiled her adult diaper and didn't know. It was bad

    f8y4im2k1hdu.gif

    Perfect response.
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    I found a $20 bill once! $4/mile, not too bad!
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I found a $20 bill once! $4/mile, not too bad!

    I wish!
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    edited June 2015
    I've been splashed...rather SOAKED...by cars hitting gigantic puddles on two different occassions. One was on a cold rainy day....the other was on a day this past winter when we had a slight warm up, but the roads were still melting so I was covered in cinder, salt, nasty COLD water....and I was on my lunch break so I got to go back to work all pretty!
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I found a $20 bill once! $4/mile, not too bad!

    I told you I was gonna be your sponsor baby! ;)
  • mbaker566
    mbaker566 Posts: 11,233 Member
    undergloom wrote: »
    Early morning runners sure do seem to discover a lot of dead bodies.

    so far so good. no bodies.

    dog jumped from his yard to the garage and barked at us
    another dog charged me and my dog
    my dog barks at every other thing that we pass, looks all crazy and rabic
    bugs eaten
    been pooped on by a bird
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    edited June 2015
    It always seemed to happen to me during PT with the military that half way through my jog/run I would have to ago....And of course they always chose to run in the middle of nowhere like the beach. Well one day I just couldnt hold it and I knew that even after I crossed the finish line it was a 45 min drive back to civilization and a restroom. So I took my chances with Jaws out in the Pacific lol. After all my co-workers called me Fishy hahaha :'(
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    It always seemed to happen to me during PT with the military that half way through my job I would have to ago....And of course they always chose to run in the middle of nowhere like the beach. Well one day I just couldnt hold it and I knew that even after I crossed the finish line it was a 45 min drive back to civilization and a restroom. So I took my chances with Jaws out in the Pacific lol. After all my co-workers called me Fishy hahaha :'(

    Oh no! I couldn't even imagine!
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Winterlover123 wrote: »
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    It always seemed to happen to me during PT with the military that half way through my job I would have to ago....And of course they always chose to run in the middle of nowhere like the beach. Well one day I just couldnt hold it and I knew that even after I crossed the finish line it was a 45 min drive back to civilization and a restroom. So I took my chances with Jaws out in the Pacific lol. After all my co-workers called me Fishy hahaha :'(

    Oh no! I couldn't even imagine!

    ....In military uniform made it worse
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