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We broke up because...
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Never kept our Nookie Appointments!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Never kept our Nookie Appointments!
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She wanted a great hairstyle more than some fun in the Boudoir!0
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red lipstick all over my shirts :-/0
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red lipstick all over my shirts :-/0
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Harped ...on and on about lipstick....didn't want to talk about it when i found some on his collar...not my shade0
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would never put lipstick on my dipstick0
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wanted me to do terrible things to his car engine!0
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he was way outta my league0
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Im not leaving you hol...your my girl...mine mine..mine ..ok0
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she sees right through me0
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He was so transparent0
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she told me she didn't swallow....then she choked0
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Thats a dirty lie....i choked because your hand was around my throat and my mouth was full...you tried to kill me...i couldn't breath...0
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She never cleaned her hair out of the shower drain0
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she made me a lick and a promise...then reneged...0
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He owned an iPhone0
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Hated us Apple lovers, would only associate with Android-a-phobes0
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it wasn't me, it was def him!0
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Always passed the blame, couldn't ever accept responsibility0
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Would break things right in front of me then accuse me.0
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It was her cheeky grin...she just looked guilty0
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she found out mel was my wife0
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He had us secretly married while I slept. I had no idea.0
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She couldn't remember if our dates were dreams or real0
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She said "I have a dream" and I found out she was just into civil rights0
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Got sick of having to reassure him that, 'it happens to lots of guys'.0
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Always wanted to fork, never to spoon! LOL!!0
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