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We broke up because...
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Didn't appreciate my love for cannons.0
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She was always trying to blow *kitten* up!0
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She thought I was trying to blow stuff up when I really just wanted to knock stuff down. ;D0
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She tried to blow up the neighbours husband...at least thats what she said when i found her kneeling at his feet0
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I need some ice for my burn, and she wouldn't provide it. ;D0
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She had no good explanation about how she got that burn!0
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He thought he was such a comedian!0
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Was the heckler at my open mic nights.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Was the heckler at my open mic nights.tomlawson02 wrote: »he thought she thought he was funny
He was always putting words in my mouth!
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He made fun of my salivary gland disorder!0
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It was all about him.0
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He accused me of having a sex change!0
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I sued him for slander!0
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He thought he was the only one with a sense of humour...i laughed but only when he took his pants off0
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He called me shehe all the time in front of people! Thought he was funny!0
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Talked about himself as a third person0
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We are not amused0
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he always talked about a threesome I was completely against it!0
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Didn't like anything that wasn't classified as an orgy.0
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...checks down shirt...yep girls still there ...im a girl...he couldnt tell the difference
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Forgot that anybody could get a pair of girls for a fee!0
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