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  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    I'm always happy to see you!
    But we broke up because you wouldn't hold my rod. EV-ER!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    His rod kept bruising my leg
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
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    She was more into rods
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    she kept pronouncing the WH in Whipped cream really weirdly
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    his obsession with whipped cream was a bit much
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She just kept dancing. I'm old. I couldn't keep up
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Wouldn't let me borrow her cloths :(
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    wouldnt tell me what she was doing with my cloths
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    Went into a tantrum over her threads.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Was overly concerned about her clothes
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he collected boring wives, he refused to marry anyone fun, i got bored
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    he collected boring wives, he refused to marry anyone fun, i got bored

    Oh great, I've lost another one

  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    i was way too exciting for her
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    She couldn't eat escargot because she loved snails, as pets!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not

    I was going to try wife races but you guys keep leaving me

  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not

    I was going to try wife races but you guys keep leaving me
    but the rest of your wives are almost as slow as snails
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he thought snail races were exciting... theyre not

    I was going to try wife races but you guys keep leaving me
    but the rest of your wives are almost as slow as snails

    She always finished too quickly, I like a little foreplay time before the main event

  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he finished before the foreplay even started
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    its a shame speed impressed her, i couldnt help there ;p

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