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We broke up because...
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She misspelt...fee she meant free......free to anybody she was0
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I always had no idea what he was talking about0
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tomlawson02 wrote: »he always had to go to work just when she was getting fired up
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He was at work doing the secretary.....no wonder he spent so much time there0
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She left me for the owner of a pizzeria.blurodriguez7 wrote: »tomlawson02 wrote: »he always had to go to work just when she was getting fired up
Still have no idea what he's talking about
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I found out that She murdered her Ex and his Secretary!0
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Sorry you just couldn't provide me with enough pizzaMichael_Lucas wrote: »
She left me for the owner of a pizzeria.blurodriguez7 wrote: »tomlawson02 wrote: »he always had to go to work just when she was getting fired up
Still have no idea what he's talking about
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She just dropped me and went waaay back to her pizza tossing Ex!0
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Referred to my love making as "pizza tossing"0
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He always wanted to include a whole pepperoni idk why
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He always wanted to include a whole pepperoni idk why
Didn't like pepperoni on pizza she had to go0 -
Chose the Pepperoni over me!0
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Gave me an ultimatum and pepperoni was the other choice...0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Gave me an ultimatum and pepperoni was the other choice...
Stand by my actions0 -
Always stood but took no action!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always stood but took no action!
Always put me on blast0 -
I was to old to understand her lingo!0
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She was always bringing up our age gap like it mattered.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »She was always bringing up our age gap like it mattered.
Said I did t look young enough for him0 -
She wouldn't wear ponytails and call me daddy.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »She wouldn't wear ponytails and call me daddy.
I didn't like him using my ponytails for his pubic hair0 -
kept getting annoyed when i pulled her hair ;p0
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Couldn't tap dance0
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Cause Marilyn Monroe isn't with us anymore0
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Lived too far away and I wouldn't wear a kilt0
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Won't wear a kilt0
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Liked guys in skirts!0
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