We broke up because...

Alisontheice

She did t like Russian and I had a fetish with those nesting dolls

djones197982

i couldnt get the puke off my shoes at prom!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always putting things inside bigger things and calling them nesting dolls.

Alisontheice

.cheerleader wasn't good enough...he wanted the prom queen

djones197982

and which were you? @alisontheice

Alisontheice

I wasn't the prom queen

djones197982

so i guess the cheerleader then???

Alisontheice

He was too smart for me

Jag7694

I was too dumb

Alisontheice

Flirted with other girls

blondx7

@djones197982 at first I tried to lean the other way, but eventually I just broke up with him.

Jag7694

Alisontheice wrote: »

Flirted with other girls

So did you

Alisontheice

She skipped over people to flirt with the prom king wannabe

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always trying to relive highschool.

Alisontheice

Had a thing for stuffed toys

blondx7

she went back to Eastern Europe to teach sculpture to limbless children

djones197982

well if you were the cheerleder then it was because you flirted with my jock mates

Jag7694

Had an odd prejudice against limbless children.

Alisontheice

He didn't tell me he was taking me to a formal affair and I was underdressed jerk

Jag7694

Never listened when I told her where we were going. Just always assumed McDonald's.

Alisontheice

Always got me a quarter pounder...I told him a thousand times I liked big macs

Jag7694

She always had high dollar taste on a quarter pounder budget

Alisontheice

Cheap. Only let me order off the dollar menu

Jag7694

Should've been happy with an rc cola and moon pie

Alisontheice

I'm too embarrassed to say

Jag7694

Maybe I should be the one embarrassed

Alisontheice

You know what they say about feet.

Jag7694

The bigger they are the bigger shoes you have to buy.

blondx7

and they're kind of gross

Jag7694

She didn't share my foot fetish!