We broke up because...

GFitMan

So did you

SuzyQAzureblue

He didnt touch me softly

FancyPantsFran

He kept drinking the last beer

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I tossed a coin, it came up tails.

slimgirljo15

Threw all our money away...literally

GFitMan

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

RNGRZulu wrote: »

She had a very strange laugh.

Teased me about my laugh

teased me about my crush on her - called it funny

slimgirljo15

His harem is now busting at the seems

GFitMan

didnt understand i was making room for her

slimgirljo15

Lol...was a sweet talker..but i wised up

GFitMan

oh be quiet and make sweet love to me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't like it loud and rough.

GFitMan

i do but not at the park

SuzyQAzureblue

I got poison Ivy from just hanging around him hmmmm

slimgirljo15

Got poison ivy from rolling in the bushes with someone other than me

Becka4Real

took care of her while she was itchy all over and she left me once she recovered!

slideaway1

I refused to indulge in her "alternative" lifestyle. I'm talking Swinging people!

Fvaisey

Found out I was a swinger...

blu_de_ville

I took her for granted I'm a bad girlfriend

ImaWaterBender

Stole her other sock.

blu_de_ville

ImaWaterBender wrote: »

Stole her other sock.

Couldn't keep her hands off my stuff

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was irresistible and and had a do not touch sign tattood on her person!

blu_de_ville

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She was irresistible and and had a do not touch sign tattood on her person!

Only on my booty

musclegood_fatbad

Never let me see the tattoo on her booty.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always looking at other Girl's Booties!

blu_de_ville

Said my eyes wandered too much

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VanillaGorilla808

It was just a bad... bromance.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always gave me that "Really???" look!

sagz2525

She thought CHE Guevara was worth being on tshirts

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never knew what he was talking about!