We broke up because...

Fvaisey

Because I never know what I'm talking about...

BaconBae

Always communicated in a foreign language and didn't bother translating

BaconBae

lol
always checked out other chicks when he walked with me

blondx7

she was prettier than me and I couldn't take it!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Self esteem issues! She was gorgeous and was always bashing herself.

blondx7

he just wasn't clever

_Captivated_

Duh.

RNGRZulu

I came out of the coma

BaconBae

He pretended he was in a coma just to see if I would stick around in sickness and in health

GFitMan

_Captivated_ wrote: »

Duh.

wasn't rough enough when mad

Becka4Real

Would not be intimate unless I slapped him first

blondeinnj

Being Prez got to her head

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RNGRZulu

She claimed to be a "conscientious objector" in the bedroom.

SJunczyk

He didn't like to chunky dunk

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dannatona

he used all my hair product

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SJunczyk

It started with one word and then he dragged out a whole series...i just dont have time for that kinda shizzle

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Becka4Real

Was too good at scrabble

Hiker_Rob

She thought I was making up words in scrabble

Spnneil06

He wouldn't stop hiking! From 5 am to 12 am. I never saw him.

Curvy1Gezel

She constantly wanted to see me

slimgirljo15

I never saw her

GFitMan

never saw her dressed - we could never go out

slimgirljo15

Kept me locked in the house naked

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slimgirljo15

Blamed me for his loose sphincter muscle....
His poor bedroom performance was my fault too...*sigh*..Ive got broad shoulders ..I can live with the blame

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