We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had a really small....




    Nose ;)
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was like a sheep....followed the crowd ....no opinion at all...
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tomlawson02 wrote: »
    She left paint marks on my back so that she knew she'd covered me.
    What can I say ..can't argue with that...it's true. .


    didn't like that it was hot pink fluro paint
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hated the orange mankini I bought him...so ungrateful..
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    He should have spoken up...Id have exchanged it for a purple one....would have saved us the heartbreak of a break up...

    :'( ..but I still love you Tom :'(:'(
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    Play running along the beach music...
    Running into each others arms...
    Lets never argue again....long deep passionate kiss ...tight hug
    Ohhh Tom... :*
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tomlawson02 wrote: »
    A thread with a happy ending, I like that jo, now where's that mankini, I'm off to the beach :p

    Lol...in your closet honey......now don't get sand in your bits...you know how you chaff :*
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yes my darling...do you want me to oil you ??
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hushhhh sweet baby...lay your head on my chest....no need for angst...let jo make it all better... ;) ....
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Awww hand caresses hair .....just lay here with me sweetheart ... :* ......feeling better?

    now what shall we tell the others ??...
    Will we be kicked from this thread ?
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    Are you comfy there Tom...keeps stroking hair as your head rests on my chest ......
    That sounds like an idea....I knew you were smart baby :*
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    I don't know why we broke up. I'm still devastated. I want to spend every minute with you. Please come back... I'll try not to be so needy.
  • veganplantprincess
    veganplantprincess Posts: 306 Member
    was in love with jo instead of me :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    She didn't understand I could love more than one :*
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    She wouldnt quit the rocket fuel it tore the house apart
  • ski709
    ski709 Posts: 49 Member
    I was flirting on MFP
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Wasnt faithful
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I beat him at arm wrestling.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Dropped all my protein
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Didnt like my gains

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