We broke up because...

CourtneyParcell

She didn't like pineapple on her pizza.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always tried to say that Pizza was dessert!

GFitMan

wouldn't try my pepperoni ... pizza

47Jacqueline

Was inflexible about pizza toppings

GFitMan

her flexibility made me look rigid

slimgirljo15

He was always stiff

GFitMan

couldn't walk around in public due to above comment

slimgirljo15

Damn it Im not breaking up with you ..lets make up

MrsBooBear

The time differences made it too difficult

3AAnn3

she was insensitive to my feelings

Mr_Stabbems

she said look but dont touch

MrsBooBear

She never took the time to get to know me.

3AAnn3

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

she said look but dont touch

Haha, probably true.

3AAnn3

MrsBooBear wrote: »

She never took the time to get to know me.

She never took out the trash

Mr_Stabbems

tease

MrsGreen140

I didn't know how to tease

MrsBooBear

She didn't know she was a natural tease

slimgirljo15

Boo.....wasn't into monogamy..I wanted her all to myself ..

msunat97

MrBooBear came home early!

MrsBooBear

He wouldn't share!

slimgirljo15

Blamed me for the broken leg as he dived out the bedroom window to escape

suzreen

She always smelled of the sauerkraut she constantly ate, and I just couldn't take it any more. Either that, or she was too good for me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always complained about my Job at the Sour Kraut Factory! I was too good for her anyway!!! ;p

AuburnAmazon

Our combined hair glory made the rest of the world jealous so they intentionally tore us apart.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wouldn't let me into the middle of that glorious ginger sandwich

slimgirljo15

I could not compete with the red bombshell

KateTii

Because she didn't tell me she was 100! haha

Mr_Stabbems

she gets really loud during jiggy jiggy, my neighbours called the police

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

When I showed up as the cop he wouldn't let me get in on the action.

slimgirljo15

The things he wanted me to do to that duck were just too weird