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We broke up because...
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Cause he don't know how to smile0
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hahahaha ok u r correct - believe it or not i'm lol there
can't love me just the way i am - sympathy play here
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Cheesy face is more fun than sad look.0
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oh you love me - come back0
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Was always wearing pink socks to bed.0
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Always washed my socks with the red shirts.0
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Ok...we finally broke up..not sure what i did ..last i saw was his bare *kitten* running out the door and him screaming
I think i bit too hard0 -
she had fangs!0
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He kept me in the dark about everything0
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She never could remember to pay our bills, our electricity was always getting turned off.0
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He was always cycling somewhere suspicious0
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She always took my clothes.0
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He was too busy plotting world domination to take me to the movies or anything.0
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Wouldn't even go to the movies when world domination flicks were playing.0
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He would obsessively take notes when we would go to the movies!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He would obsessively take notes when we would go to the movies!
Didn't like me talking during the movie0 -
she likes odd things in the bed room0
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She'd always get us kicked out of the movies so I started taking our Sexy neighbor instead!0
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She kept stepping out with the sexy neighbour but would get mad when I did.
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it wasnt the same after the neighbour0
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We just couldn't see eye to eye0
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She ate my bacon sammich and said she would do it again0
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Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »She ate my bacon sammich and said she would do it again
Didn't want to share bacon0 -
She thought calling me porky was cute!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She thought calling me porky was cute!
It's not?0 -
Has red hair but no Scottish accent0
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Only because you always took all of the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms cereal. Why??0
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