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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    We can't break up...im one of your wives

  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    She didn't let me sleep in.
  • lichic25
    lichic25 Posts: 161 Member
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    Just wasn't evolved enough for me...
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
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    She intellectualised everything
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    She was bourgeoisie while I was proletariat
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    He couldn't tell me why a raven was like a writing desk
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    I couldn't stop thinking of pancakes when he was around...
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    He couldn't tell me why a raven was like a writing desk

    Because she ran off with the Mad Hatter
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    @chimptron I wasn't sure anyone would get that reference, 1 pt. for you!

    He decided to swim off and live with the dolphins for the rest of his days
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    She ran off with the Miami Dolphins!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    He took my top
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Glynn20 wrote: »
    He took my top
    Hell yeah!

    We broke up because she was the walrus ( goo goo g'joob) and I couldn't seal the deal
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    He stole my bathing suit, under water.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Found her frolicking naked with other dudes
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    had pet sheep but not for the wool
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Eww^ lol

    Would always try to do the Superman and broke all of our furniture and my uncle's back
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she never liked to have any fun
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She refused to keep the helmet on. I didn't want to see her face
  • augustdon
    augustdon Posts: 156 Member
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    He wouldn't let me play with his bells!

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