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We broke up because...

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  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    He found Someone that watches him workout
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    And they charged free admission
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    We broke up because she asked me if I had a cigarette lighter and I pushed the ejector seat button by accident.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sex wasn't the greatest...he pushed all the wrong buttons :D
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    she wanted to push my buttons in front of a police station
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was shy
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    She thought I was so shy. Really she just never gave me a chance to say anything!
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    He kept jacking up my Netflix "Suggested For You" section.
  • jchite84
    jchite84 Posts: 467 Member
    edited July 2015
    Wait...we broke up? :'( She must have grown weary of the "Jessica Rabbit" comments.
  • Fierce4me
    Fierce4me Posts: 2,169 Member
    Because he did not like how I made music
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    edited July 2015
    she starting introducing whips
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    I'm sorry darling... It's not you. It's me. (And my Netflix suggestions. We have each other now.)
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    only wore red
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    he let the dogs use my toothbrush
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    lol - was anti pet hygiene
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    insisted on cleaning out their butt glands himself :#
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    She wouldn't take all those damn stuffed animals off the bed.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    insisted on cleaning out their butt glands himself :#

    hahahahahahahaha i hate you :s NOT

    she tried to pawn my pets
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    mackenzies_frenzies wrote: »
    She wouldn't take all those damn stuffed animals off the bed.

    kept getting jay walking tickets cuz she always wore red

  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    Found a stash of barbie heads in his closet :blush:
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    kept the barbie heads in some freakish shrine
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    @ GFitMan - Because the only comment he can think up about me has to do with the color red.
  • lilbitoftrouble
    lilbitoftrouble Posts: 2,052 Member
    edited July 2015
    @GFitMan He didn't like my grooming techniques and he never kept in contact with me.
  • jchite84
    jchite84 Posts: 467 Member
    Couldn't get her out of the bathroom, aka the selfie studio.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    found a stash of Ken torsos in your closet - reminded me too much of my fetish lol
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Rochelle951 wrote: »
    Found a stash of barbie heads in his closet :blush:

    found a stash of Ken torsos in your closet - reminded me too much of my fetish lol
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Had too many fetishes I couldn't deal with.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    my MLP fetish was too much
  • jchite84
    jchite84 Posts: 467 Member
    Tried to stab me.
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    His constant paranoia about EVERYONE trying to, wanting to, or thinking about stabbing him.
    Seriously.
    Nobody's trying to stab you. <3

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