We broke up because...
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He found Someone that watches him workout0
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And they charged free admission0
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We broke up because she asked me if I had a cigarette lighter and I pushed the ejector seat button by accident.0
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Sex wasn't the greatest...he pushed all the wrong buttons
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she wanted to push my buttons in front of a police station0
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He was shy0
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She thought I was so shy. Really she just never gave me a chance to say anything!0
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He kept jacking up my Netflix "Suggested For You" section.0
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Wait...we broke up? She must have grown weary of the "Jessica Rabbit" comments.0
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Because he did not like how I made music0
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she starting introducing whips0
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I'm sorry darling... It's not you. It's me. (And my Netflix suggestions. We have each other now.)0
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only wore red0
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he let the dogs use my toothbrush0
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lol - was anti pet hygiene0
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insisted on cleaning out their butt glands himself0
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She wouldn't take all those damn stuffed animals off the bed.0
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mackenzies_frenzies wrote: »She wouldn't take all those damn stuffed animals off the bed.
kept getting jay walking tickets cuz she always wore red
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Found a stash of barbie heads in his closet0
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kept the barbie heads in some freakish shrine0
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@ GFitMan - Because the only comment he can think up about me has to do with the color red.0
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@GFitMan He didn't like my grooming techniques and he never kept in contact with me.0
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Couldn't get her out of the bathroom, aka the selfie studio.0
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found a stash of Ken torsos in your closet - reminded me too much of my fetish lol0
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Rochelle951 wrote: »Found a stash of barbie heads in his closet
found a stash of Ken torsos in your closet - reminded me too much of my fetish lol
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Had too many fetishes I couldn't deal with.0
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my MLP fetish was too much0
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Tried to stab me.0
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His constant paranoia about EVERYONE trying to, wanting to, or thinking about stabbing him.
Seriously.
Nobody's trying to stab you.0
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