We broke up because...

blondx7

He wanted to...do things to my feet.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't want to try new things.

Jag7694

Always with that damned duck!

SugarBabyGirl

He got so angry about my stuffed animal collection

blondx7

he shot my friend's duck. and I was like Jag... Daffodil was a PET

Jag7694

It was always about HER stuffed animals. Never about Mr Snuggles!

slimgirljo15

I wanted to talk about stuffing the beaver...he was only interested in the duck

Jag7694

I didn't understand her sexual innuendos. Took everything literal. We had 50 stuffed beavers around the house and she still wasn't satisfied!

slimgirljo15

Smh...just could not satisfy me...6 times a day just not enough ...

Jag7694

I kept coming up short

slimgirljo15

...yep he did...thats a good reason

Jag7694

Of course she practices on the bed post!

slimgirljo15

When i should have been practicing on a
Cocktail franfurt

Jag7694

Your hitting too close to home Jo!

Ashkea76

Because he was obsessed with Jo

47Jacqueline

She couldn't accept that I had other friends.

slimgirljo15

She was way too close to her other *special* friends

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my friends

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Friends were always getting a little too friendly with me!

SuzyQAzureblue

I wanted to go out more. She wanted to stay in.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Party Animal and I was Tired and Old!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a freak in the Kitchen! ;p

slimgirljo15

She didn't like me ringing the bell for room service

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hated that every time I heard a ding I would yell "Fries are done"

cklbrown

He ate all the fries on the car ride home from Mickey D's

Becka4Real

Made me go pick up fast food all the time!

Jag7694

Hated to leave the house. Especially to get fast food!

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Jag7694

Wanted everyday to be a cheat day!