The cheesiest chat up lines you've heard

FearOfFrying
FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
I heard a guy say to a girl "you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night" :sick:

Any better ones?
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  • pilotgirl2007
    pilotgirl2007 Posts: 368 Member
    I heard a guy at starbucks order a tall skinny latte or something like that and he goes "just like you girls... tall skinny and hot" LMAO!!! Wow!
  • sunshine__angel
    sunshine__angel Posts: 366 Member
    Somebody actually said to me and my friend, "Did it hurt?" and when we said, "Did what hurt?" he said, "When you angels fell from heaven."

    I felt rude, but I laughed at him. I couldn't believe that he thought that would work.

    There is also this one, "How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice! I'm ____". Hahaha!
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    "I got 6 dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    I've been using that all week. It isn't working at all.
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    Somebody actually said to me and my friend, "Did it hurt?" and when we said, "Did what hurt?" he said, "When you angels fell from heaven."

    I felt rude, but I laughed at him. I couldn't believe that he thought that would work.

    There is also this one, "How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice! I'm ____". Hahaha!

    Lol....like it
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    "I got 6 dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    I've been using that all week. It isn't working at all.

    cracks me up ...worked on me :) winking
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    "I got 6 dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    I've been using that all week. It isn't working at all.

    Maybe you need to up the stakes and go for a cheeseburger
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    I was a bartendar for a few years and someone ordered a hamburger, when I asked how he wanted it he said " THick and Moist" just like you !!!! can say I was pissed and didnt take this as a compliment ! LOL
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    I did hear, before the days of mobile phones, "here's a dime, go and phone your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight"
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    I was a bartendar for a few years and someone ordered a hamburger, when I asked how he wanted it he said " THick and Moist" just like you !!!! can say I was pissed and didnt take this as a compliment ! LOL

    Cheeky git..lol
  • Scentlessapprentice
    Scentlessapprentice Posts: 170 Member
    The funniest one I ever had used on me was " You remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you"

    Was very very funny but it didn't work.
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    Standing in a parking lot talking to a friend when this guy pulls up in a Pontiac and said "GET ON THIS PONTIAC AND RIDE" and pointed to his private area, of course, I flipped him off, and shouted several bad words his way.
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    Best comeback I heard from a girl was when a guy said to her, "when you come back to mine tonight how would you like your eggs in the morning""
    ......she said..........................Unfertilised
  • Scentlessapprentice
    Scentlessapprentice Posts: 170 Member
    Another one i've heard was " That's a great dress it would look reaaly good on my bedroom floor"

    It didn't work either :)
  • ladybug1620
    ladybug1620 Posts: 1,136 Member
    In college, a guy came up to me and told me I had such beautiful feet. Then he proceeded to tell me how he had a foot fetish. I told him he was kinda creepy and that was the end of that.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    I did hear, before the days of mobile phones, "here's a dime, go and phone your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight"

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i like that one...
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    The funniest one I ever had used on me was " You remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you"

    Was very very funny but it didn't work.

    BUAHhahahah i love this one too - depending on how cute he was that mighta worked on me just because it was so lame. :)
  • bbush18
    bbush18 Posts: 207 Member
    i was out running once and some guy yelled at me, "hey can i have your phone number...i lost mine!" i laughed all the way home!!
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    I heard a guy say to a girl "you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night" :sick:

    Any better ones?

    Hey! Are you just trying to find some new pickup lines?! :laugh:
  • JGCowboy
    JGCowboy Posts: 58
    If you were a booger I'd pick you first!
  • Linnleex3
    Linnleex3 Posts: 20
    Haha, those are all great! :laugh:

    But the pickup line that was used on me was when a guy at my school came up to me and said..

    "You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself getting into them" Then he started laughing...EEEKKK!:sick:

    I totally freaked and pretty much ran away :ohwell:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Are those astronaut pants... because your *kitten* is out of this world!
  • donby
    donby Posts: 28 Member
    Just for fun:

    1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

    2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

    3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

    4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
    to you.

    7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have
    you seen one?

    8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you
    all day long for a quarter.

    11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

    12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

    14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
    switch away.

    15. Are those real?

    16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
    that thing you do with your tongue.

    18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

    20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

    2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?

    23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

    24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

    25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

    28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

    30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we
    could do it in public.

    32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?

    33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

    34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

    35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

    36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this
    cheap motel room.

    37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
  • JGCowboy
    JGCowboy Posts: 58
    What, me? No....I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet tonight! :laugh:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    OMG these are crackin me up !!!
  • Driagnor
    Driagnor Posts: 323 Member
    A friend of mine actually used this one in a club: "I'm sorry, I seem to have lost my ear-muffs. Could I borrow your thighs?"
  • fh1951
    fh1951 Posts: 441 Member
    Steve Martin as Vinnie in 'My Blue Heaven':

    Vinnie: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
    Shaldeen: Why is that?
    Vinnie: Because you could melt all this stuff.
  • DESIREE1210
    DESIREE1210 Posts: 177 Member
    Standing in a parking lot talking to a friend when this guy pulls up in a Pontiac and said "GET ON THIS PONTIAC AND RIDE" and pointed to his private area, of course, I flipped him off, and shouted several bad words his way.
    Should have told him you only ride Mustangs............
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
    so not really a pick-up line but the absolute best line ever used on me was from a guy i was dating at the time. we were at a bar with a bunch of friends and he was quite drunk. he walks up to me, grabs me by the waist, pulls me real close, looks deep in my eyes, and says in this deep, whispy voice......

    "baby......you're so sexy when i'm drunk."

    i started cracking up laughing. but silly me, it must have worked. we dated and got married last august on our 12 year anniversary!
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    so not really a pick-up line but the absolute best line ever used on me was from a guy i was dating at the time. we were at a bar with a bunch of friends and he was quite drunk. he walks up to me, grabs me by the waist, pulls me real close, looks deep in my eyes, and says in this deep, whispy voice......

    "baby......you're so sexy when i'm drunk."

    i started cracking up laughing. but silly me, it must have worked. we dated and got married last august on our 12 year anniversary!

    hahaha, that so woulda worked on me :)
  • Micheller1210
    Micheller1210 Posts: 460 Member
    When I was younger I heard Damn! Those curves were meant to be driven..and I know just the car.............you have the most beautiful hair and it would look so lovley on my pillow.........and this one wow you have the body to make an honest man sin.......hmmmm wonders why am over weight now oh ya back in the day before sex harrassment...I would be pinched,or patted
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