The cheesiest chat up lines you've heard
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FearOfFrying
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I heard a guy say to a girl "you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night" :sick:
Any better ones?
Any better ones?
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I heard a guy at starbucks order a tall skinny latte or something like that and he goes "just like you girls... tall skinny and hot" LMAO!!! Wow!0
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Somebody actually said to me and my friend, "Did it hurt?" and when we said, "Did what hurt?" he said, "When you angels fell from heaven."
I felt rude, but I laughed at him. I couldn't believe that he thought that would work.
There is also this one, "How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice! I'm ____". Hahaha!0 -
"I got 6 dollars.. wanna split a burger?"
I've been using that all week. It isn't working at all.0 -
Somebody actually said to me and my friend, "Did it hurt?" and when we said, "Did what hurt?" he said, "When you angels fell from heaven."
I felt rude, but I laughed at him. I couldn't believe that he thought that would work.
There is also this one, "How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice! I'm ____". Hahaha!
Lol....like it0 -
"I got 6 dollars.. wanna split a burger?"
I've been using that all week. It isn't working at all.
cracks me up ...worked on mewinking
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"I got 6 dollars.. wanna split a burger?"
I've been using that all week. It isn't working at all.
Maybe you need to up the stakes and go for a cheeseburger0 -
I was a bartendar for a few years and someone ordered a hamburger, when I asked how he wanted it he said " THick and Moist" just like you !!!! can say I was pissed and didnt take this as a compliment ! LOL0
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I did hear, before the days of mobile phones, "here's a dime, go and phone your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight"0
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I was a bartendar for a few years and someone ordered a hamburger, when I asked how he wanted it he said " THick and Moist" just like you !!!! can say I was pissed and didnt take this as a compliment ! LOL
Cheeky git..lol0 -
The funniest one I ever had used on me was " You remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you"
Was very very funny but it didn't work.0 -
Standing in a parking lot talking to a friend when this guy pulls up in a Pontiac and said "GET ON THIS PONTIAC AND RIDE" and pointed to his private area, of course, I flipped him off, and shouted several bad words his way.0
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Best comeback I heard from a girl was when a guy said to her, "when you come back to mine tonight how would you like your eggs in the morning""
......she said..........................Unfertilised0 -
Another one i've heard was " That's a great dress it would look reaaly good on my bedroom floor"
It didn't work either0 -
In college, a guy came up to me and told me I had such beautiful feet. Then he proceeded to tell me how he had a foot fetish. I told him he was kinda creepy and that was the end of that.0
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I did hear, before the days of mobile phones, "here's a dime, go and phone your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight"
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i like that one...0 -
The funniest one I ever had used on me was " You remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you"
Was very very funny but it didn't work.
BUAHhahahah i love this one too - depending on how cute he was that mighta worked on me just because it was so lame.0 -
i was out running once and some guy yelled at me, "hey can i have your phone number...i lost mine!" i laughed all the way home!!0
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I heard a guy say to a girl "you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night" :sick:
Any better ones?
Hey! Are you just trying to find some new pickup lines?! :laugh:0 -
If you were a booger I'd pick you first!0
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Haha, those are all great! :laugh:
But the pickup line that was used on me was when a guy at my school came up to me and said..
"You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself getting into them" Then he started laughing...EEEKKK!:sick:
I totally freaked and pretty much ran away :ohwell:0
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