The cheesiest chat up lines you've heard

Somebody actually said to me and my friend, "Did it hurt?" and when we said, "Did what hurt?" he said, "When you angels fell from heaven."

I felt rude, but I laughed at him. I couldn't believe that he thought that would work.

There is also this one, "How much does a polar bear weigh?? Enough to break the ice! I'm ____". Hahaha!

The funniest one I ever had used on me was " You remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you"

Was very very funny but it didn't work.

In college, a guy came up to me and told me I had such beautiful feet. Then he proceeded to tell me how he had a foot fetish. I told him he was kinda creepy and that was the end of that.

The funniest one I ever had used on me was " You remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you"

Was very very funny but it didn't work.

BUAHhahahah i love this one too - depending on how cute he was that mighta worked on me just because it was so lame.

I heard a guy say to a girl "you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night" :sick:

Any better ones?

Hey! Are you just trying to find some new pickup lines?! :laugh:

Haha, those are all great! :laugh:

But the pickup line that was used on me was when a guy at my school came up to me and said..

"You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself getting into them" Then he started laughing...EEEKKK!:sick:

I totally freaked and pretty much ran away :ohwell:

Just for fun:

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have
you seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you
all day long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we
could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet

OMG these are crackin me up !!!

Steve Martin as Vinnie in 'My Blue Heaven':

Vinnie: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vinnie: Because you could melt all this stuff.

so not really a pick-up line but the absolute best line ever used on me was from a guy i was dating at the time. we were at a bar with a bunch of friends and he was quite drunk. he walks up to me, grabs me by the waist, pulls me real close, looks deep in my eyes, and says in this deep, whispy voice......

"baby......you're so sexy when i'm drunk."

i started cracking up laughing. but silly me, it must have worked. we dated and got married last august on our 12 year anniversary!

When I was younger I heard Damn! Those curves were meant to be driven..and I know just the car.............you have the most beautiful hair and it would look so lovley on my pillow.........and this one wow you have the body to make an honest man sin.......hmmmm wonders why am over weight now oh ya back in the day before sex harrassment...I would be pinched,or patted