Random Thought Thread

This is a thread about random thoughts. I'll start, thanks.

I ate 750 grams of asparagus last night and my urine smells like a putrid dumpster.

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Tigg_er

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

Tigg_er wrote: »

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

I ended up eating a shitload of sushi for dinner. Does MFP have a calculation for shitloads of sushi?

Yes , its on the food list.
Listed under shitload of Sushi.
It also has a shitload of cals .

It's not that bad on calories

Lol, I don't really know I was just being a wise *kitten*.

PuddinPiePrincess

I ducking hate mosquitos!!!

beanerschnitzel

A *kitten* load of sushi...hmmmm. Sounds delicious?

L0veM3

Am I the only one who stays in this mood?

L0veM3

DRUNK THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING, I GUESS THIS DAY IS GONNA SUCK MORE THAN I REALIZE

Iscah13

Is it strange that I'm arranging FaceTime dates with my dog while I'm away?

Cindy4FunFit

These are some very fine random thoughts. Lol. (Picnic in a stranger's front yard- my contribution.)

asianfashionista86

Can't wait to be outside

dcaiani

Damn it, its Monday again

get_rucked

It's fierce muggy out.

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JacquiMayCrook

I wonder if my rabbit actually likes me.

Lasmartchika

Best 3 days... now I'm tired.

BaconBae

why do i have to pee now while working...such a waste of time and i'm losing my work mojo.

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dcaiani

getting old sucks!

sugaandgrits

I need to do laundry.

SJunczyk

Bananas

RJ0274

Does the reverse side have a reverse side?

Lasmartchika

I'm sleepy... but I couldn't fall asleep for a nap. Wth?!

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blu_de_ville

Flash lights make me feel like a cop looking for narcotics

AnthonyThrashD_ wrote: »

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

Flash lights make me feel like a cop looking for narcotics

Strange...they make me feel like a drug trafficker smuggling narcotics

You don't need a flash light to smuggle

blu_de_ville

Why do insects love to bite/sting me?

undergloom

I feel as though I'd do better in a post-apocalyptic setting than in our current pre-apocalyptic setting.

Cindy4FunFit

I may stay in my pajamas/in bed until noon. Someone bring me pie.

Jossies01

9,841 steps so far today. Maybe I should get off the laptop and make it to 10,000?

Lasmartchika

Why is she rushing? I wish she'd look at all the consequences.

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Just_Ceci

Sometimes I feel completely invisible.

Huerita_Sarinana

Did i do that?