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pandacutie372 · June 2015

After every workout, she crushes eggs between her thighs because it makes her feel powerful

ccourcha · June 2015

Unleashed her inner hulk

suzreen · June 2015

He celebrates Mondays, they're his favorite day of the week. As part of his Monday ritual, he brings donuts to work, but if anyone wants one, they have to bow to him and say all hail King Donut.

taco_inspector · June 2015

Currently the marketing director for a small upstart bakery specializing in edible chess pieces.

While many of their product lines are little more than specially decorated cupcakes and muffins, @suzreen 's favorite "set" is created using 3D modeling technology where 2-part silicone baking forms are created from laser scans of people and pets and used to create highly personalized "Chess-Cake" sets. The popularity of these highly customized Chess-Cake sets is quite high despite the nearly prohibitive production lead-times and costs.

Using the appeal of these 3D sets coupled with the public's fascination with celebrities, @suzreen had planned to introduce a more mass-producible solution by launching a new like of celebrity-family Chess-Cake sets.

She'd hoped to have the Kardashians, Hiltons, and the cast from Grey's Anatomy ready for the introductory product release. Unfortunately, the new product line introduction date has been moved-back due to some observations in the test market and an unfortunate typographical error that sidetracked production in the companies off-shore baking facilities:

There was some question about who would be willing to eat a Hilton (or Kardashian for that matter) knowing where some of those have been,
A larger concern was raised that consumers aware of Kardashian, Hilton, and Grey's Anatomy would likely not understand how to play chess, AND
A translation error (currently thought to be typographical in nature) has cause the production of 10-thousand Chess-Cake sets of "Cardaassians"; not the "Kardashians" that had originally been contracted.

@suzreen 's new line of Chess-Cake sets will be introduced to the public in early August in Las Vegas at the opening of Creation Entertainment's Quarks Bar (a 20th anniversary celebration of Star Trek's Deep Space Nine franchise launch) instead of the previously anticipated "bakery week" celebrations being held this week. This new schedule should allow ample time for her company's production facilities to cut-up and re-decorate the Hilton and Grey's Anatomy sets into amorphous space aliens (the Hiltons will be used largely "as-is" with only the addition of blue and green frosting).

suzreen · July 2015

He paints my toenails for me every Saturday night, then we go out and do karaoke. His favorite to sing is anything Cher ever did.

ilfaith · July 2015

Put herself through college performing singing telegrams

musclegood_fatbad · July 2015

Likes to throw snickers bars in the pool.

suzreen · July 2015

She likes to visit homeless encampments and give them tips on how to spruce up their tents on a budget. She also instructs them on making firepits, bbqs, and ponds out of found items.