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  • lxsaps
    lxsaps Posts: 181 Member
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    She gave me a foot rub last night! :p
  • JacquiMayCrook
    JacquiMayCrook Posts: 307 Member
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    He likes getting foot rubs from men!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She only wears the glasses to get the boys exited!
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    Telepathically is telling me to write this
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Keeps hearing Fab's voice in his imagination telling him to do things.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Dreams of hearing my voice, but chooses to do things all on her own
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Hired a hit man for the last person who wouldnt do what he said!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He works as a bodyguard for STan's stable of escorts. He doesn't ask for money, only Stan's approval is enough for him. His heroes have always been cowboys...
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Stole my cat. Great job, now you're the crazy cat lady with NINE cats.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    His cat begged me to take her in because he kept eating all the cat food and crapping in her box.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was a Sucker and always believed every story that her cats told her! thats why she has 32!
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
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    Thinks she can talk to cats...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Fatty
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He thinks it's very unjust that he is not at the top of that crush list
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
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    Srsly though can I have my cat back?
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I don't know, can you change your ways?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He Did time for Stealing the neighborhood cats It was habitual and he never learned his lesson!
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
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    She's not a natural red head... the baby blues are fake too.

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