Really, Truly, Gloriously Terrible Movies

KenziesFrenzies
KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
Guys!

My friends and I have officially started a regular Bad Movie Night, where we drink really nice wine, often served with fancy cheese...And watch the worst movies in the world.
(Still trying to come up with a cheeky name for this event. If you have one, throw it out!)

Previous lineups have included: Zombeavers, Troll 2 and The Room.

We're going to keep this up, because it's freaking amazing, so I want to ask you all -- what are YOUR favorite god-awful specimens of cinema? With dialogue that makes your beer taste bad, and acting that's somehow even worse? Storylines that make no sense whatsoever, maybe including creatures someone must have thought up while really, really stoned?

(If we could keep it to things available on Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Video, that would be super ideal.)

So go ahead! Give me your worst! B)
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  • brewingPHX
    brewingPHX Posts: 284 Member
    Human Centipede 1 and 2?
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    Dumb and Dumber. I made it through 10 minutes of it before I had to shut it off (and rewind the video!). Awful awful awful! All I can remember is that it was a cheap knock off of the stooges antics (I love the stooges)
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    Dumb and Dumber doesn't count, that movie is a CLASSIC. Not a movie you laugh AT because it's so damn terrible, you laugh with it, because it's amazing.
  • Somebody_Loved
    Somebody_Loved Posts: 498 Member
    Sharknado. So bad. And so good.
  • Dr_Matt
    Dr_Matt Posts: 253 Member
    Machete and the sequel was even more painful
  • cuckoo_jenibeth
    cuckoo_jenibeth Posts: 1,434 Member
    Howard the Duck
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    Nazis at the centre of the earth. Worst. Film. Ever.
  • benjaminhk
    benjaminhk Posts: 353 Member
    Sword of the Valiant
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    I was going to say zombeavers!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    Batman & Robin. MR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
  • mjgrin
    mjgrin Posts: 883 Member
    Leprechaun in Da Hood & Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood. You don't even have to watch the ones before it.
    Haha.
  • Dr_Matt
    Dr_Matt Posts: 253 Member
    jenibethbu wrote: »
    Howard the Duck

    That's a classic! Shame on you
  • blondx7
    blondx7 Posts: 1,683 Member
    Home Sweet Home: The Thanksgiving Day Killer
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    Zombeavers
  • lesslerz2014
    lesslerz2014 Posts: 24 Member
    RUBBER!
    A movie about a killer tire. I don't even know. I've seen it 3 times and I don't even know.
  • Winterlover123
    Winterlover123 Posts: 352 Member
    edited July 2015
    Oops didn't read The Room was there already!
    Second Sharknado!
  • blondx7
    blondx7 Posts: 1,683 Member
    Also suggest hate watching Labor Day with Kate Winslet and what's his nuts Brolin. Recent, available, hilarious.
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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    Justin Bieber, Never Say Never
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  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sorry if I offend any sweet transvestites. I love that movie.
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    edited July 2015
    Oh. My. God. We have a winner. (At Frankenhooker.)
  • llchapman1234
    llchapman1234 Posts: 4 Member
    edited July 2015
    Love B-Movie night! Dead Snow (Nazi zombies) is my personal fav!
  • jbzeidler
    jbzeidler Posts: 1 Member
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sorry if I offend any sweet transvestites. I love that movie.

    Also a classic, and does not count as a bad movie to laugh at.
  • abuck_13
    abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member
    Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sorry if I offend any sweet transvestites. I love that movie.

    ^^^One of my favorite movies of all times!!!!

    Anyway, Manos: The Hands of Fate or The Puma Man have to go into the list
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  • alwayspleasant
    alwayspleasant Posts: 9 Member
    Thankskilling... that and Birdemic. Phew those are so bad.
  • runollierun
    runollierun Posts: 21 Member
    No one suggested The Room or Birdemic?
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