Really, Truly, Gloriously Terrible Movies

1246710

Replies

  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    Toxic Avenger
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    Jurrasic World, The Happening
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Hell Comes to Frogtown.
  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
    edited July 2015
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
    • From Justin To Kelly (2003)
    • Open Water (2002)
    • The Wicker Man (2006)
    • Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
    • Bride of Chucky (1998)
    • Child's Play 3 (1991)
    • Home Alone 3 (1997)
    • Rush Hour 3 (2007)
    • Scooby Doo (2002)
    • The Tooth Fairy (2010)
    • Piranha 3D (2012)
    • Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
    • Maid in Manhattan (2002)
    • Jack Frost (1998)
    • Black Knight (2001)
    • XXX: State of the Union (2005)
    • 10,000 B.C. (2008)
    • Left Behind (2014)
    • The Master of Disguise (2002)
    • Gulliver's Travels (2010)
    • I, Frankenstein (2014)
    • Johnny English (2003)
    • Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
    • Outcast (2014)
    • Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
    • Primeval (2007)
    • Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
    • Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993)
    • Attack of the 50 ft. Woman (1993)
    • Epic Movie (2007)
    • Dunston Checks In (1996)
    • Superhero Movie (2008)
    • Don Jon (2013)
    • Surf Ninjas (1993)
    • Meet The Spartans (2008)
    • Twilight: New Moon (2009)
    • Strange Wilderness (2008)
    • Bride Wars (2009)
    • Jingle All The Way (1996)
    • Bringing Down the House (2003)
    • Showtime (2002)
    • One Missed Call (2008)
    • Masters of the Universe (1987)
    • Willard (2003)
    • Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    • A Thousand Words (2012)
  • sun_tzu
    sun_tzu Posts: 21 Member
    Teeth - the wife and I have never laughed so hard at a movie that was not a comedy. Vagina dentata, what more need be said.
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
      etc.

    That is a pretty solid list of mainstream crap (other than Open Water, which I thought was pretty effective).
  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
    edited July 2015
    flinx1241 wrote: »
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
      etc.

    That is a pretty solid list of mainstream crap (other than Open Water, which I thought was pretty effective).

    Okay, then how about Open Water 2: Adrift?

    Both were an hour and a half of a camera at sea, filming people paddling in the middle of the ocean, hoping to not be attacked by sharks.

    What an amazing plot. Even Sharknado was better than that!!
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Soggynode wrote: »
    Second nod to Rubber... Hypnotically terrible

    yg8uowisyoa7.jpg

    Third for rubber.
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 377 Member
    I'm sure this has been said, but all the Twilight movies.
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    I'm sure this has been said, but all the Twilight movies.

    Have only seen the first one, but that was enough...
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    flinx1241 wrote: »
    sixxpoint wrote: »
    The world would have been better if these movies were never made:

    • Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995)
    • Corky Romano (2001)
      etc.

    That is a pretty solid list of mainstream crap (other than Open Water, which I thought was pretty effective).

    Okay, then how about Open Water 2: Adrift?

    Both were an hour and a half of a camera at sea, filming people paddling in the middle of the ocean, hoping to not be attacked by sharks.

    What an amazing plot. Even Sharknado was better than that!!

    LOL. They made a sequel to Open Water? Though I liked the first, I think I'll be skipping that one...
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    edited July 2015
    VHS.....its so horribly good and bad at the same time
    Lol
  • Mccmack
    Mccmack Posts: 195 Member
    Big *kitten* Spider is a great bad movie I saw on Netflix.
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 377 Member
    Son of the Mask and Ace Ventura Jr.
  • Mccmack
    Mccmack Posts: 195 Member
    big *kitten* Spider.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Nurse
    Abe Lincoln Vs. Zombies
    The Witches
    Bad Milo
    SHROOMS
    And anything in Spanish- LOL

    Um...is this an in joke thing or a racist thing?

    Pan's Labyrinth is possibly one of the best films of the modern era.
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 377 Member
    Inspector Gadget 2 and George of the Jungle 2
  • lesslerz2014
    lesslerz2014 Posts: 24 Member
    Nurse
    Abe Lincoln Vs. Zombies
    The Witches
    Bad Milo
    SHROOMS
    And anything in Spanish- LOL

    Um...is this an in joke thing or a racist thing?

    Pan's Labyrinth is possibly one of the best films of the modern era.

    ^^
    Pan's labyrinth is the best

  • blue443
    blue443 Posts: 61 Member
    Guys!

    My friends and I have officially started a regular Bad Movie Night, where we drink really nice wine, often served with fancy cheese...And watch the worst movies in the world.
    (Still trying to come up with a cheeky name for this event. If you have one, throw it out!)

    Previous lineups have included: Zombeavers, Troll 2 and The Room.

    We're going to keep this up, because it's freaking amazing, so I want to ask you all -- what are YOUR favorite god-awful specimens of cinema? With dialogue that makes your beer taste bad, and acting that's somehow even worse? Storylines that make no sense whatsoever, maybe including creatures someone must have thought up while really, really stoned?

    (If we could keep it to things available on Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Video, that would be super ideal.)

    So go ahead! Give me your worst! B)

    Soul Plane was pretty bad.
  • IronBatMaiden
    IronBatMaiden Posts: 377 Member
    Batman Dark Knight Rises