We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            blurodriguez7 wrote: »
 Wouldn't call me Master Splinter in the bedroom.
 I would never break up with @Slimgirljo15
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            blurodriguez7 wrote: »
 boo0
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            Michael_Lucas wrote: »blurodriguez7 wrote: »
 Wouldn't call me Master Splinter in the bedroom.
 I would never break up with @Slimgirljo15
 Sorry Sensei0
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            She didn't leggo my eggo0
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            She broke my arm once just because I was eating a Waffle! 0 0
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            With here arms broken, I had to do everything0
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            He had no sympathy for me. Made me eat with me feet because of my arms.0
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            She served me dinner with her feet!0
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            Expected me to sit at her feet while she ate dinner0
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            Wouldn't treat me like the Queen I am! ;p0
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            Expected me to be a servant0
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            He didn't want to serve me0
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            Told me that she no longer requires my serving services.0
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            because she said wrestling was fake0
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            Wanted to wrestle me twice a day...naked and oiled ....0
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            slimgirljo15 wrote: »Wanted to wrestle me twice a day...naked and oiled ....
 Didn't want to mud wrestle0
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            I got tired of winning in mud wrestling...0
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            Because I let you to boost your ego baby0
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            Didn't want to share her Ego Swiss rolls with me.0
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            jessejames6 wrote: »Didn't want to share her Ego Swiss rolls with me.
 I don't share food sorry0
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            I shared everything...so did he ...including the crabs he bought home 0 0
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            She told me she preferred lobsters *Innocent*0
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            Couldn't explain where his pants were...left the house with em on and came home without em......0
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            She took inventory of everytHing I did0
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            stole my pants while I was working out at the gym, just to argue with me.0
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            Couldn't find her pants and took mine0
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            because he kept lifting up his shirt wherever we'd go and yelling "girls gone wild!"0
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            we just didnt give it a chance0
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            He wouldn't let me see his eyes. He left his shades on ALL.THE.TIME.0
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            You wimped out on KingDa Ka.0
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