what do u require??

Since I have been married forever, I require being left alone as much as possible!!!!!!

Ha!! I'm the opposite, we'll be married 25 years in September and I still require constant attention! That's pretty much my requirement, just adore me above everything else, and I'm fine!!

MUST have kids... cuz i most def am NOT having anymore!

What if he doesn't want any kids? Is that better or worse?

worse! i have two kids. so therefore, if they dont want children, then they arent the one for me!

Not they don't like kids, they just don't want to make any. The one's you have are fine but just not wanting more.

Since I have been married forever, I require being left alone as much as possible!!!!!!

Ha!! I'm the opposite, we'll be married 25 years in September and I still require constant attention! That's pretty much my requirement, just adore me above everything else, and I'm fine!!

I have been married awhile to. I require both. The hard part is for him to figure out what I want on that specific day.

I have been married for 7 years and what keeps me that way is that my wife, aside from being so beautiful, makes me laugh, is tough mentally and physically (she don't take **** from nobody!), she is a fantastic mother (nothing else is more important), she is very independent but is very close with her mother, gets along with my family, is very intelligent, turns me on in all the right ways, has alot of the same likes and dislikes as me, and most importantly loves me unconditionally and puts up with all of my ****! Did I leave anything out? Hmmm...

must be taller than me

couldnt agree more! not many men meet that qualification... 6ft tall. ugh. lol.

i got you by 2 inches... is that enough? lol

Must understand:

- distribution of weight and how it affects traction
- sifo
- the gas pedal is not an on off switch
- cool cars don't make cool people
- fast cars don't make fast drivers
- illegal street racing is childish and irresponsible
- race lines
- I'm going to the rally. No matter what.

Left foot braking and drivers > cars preferred but not required.
No manufactured hybrids! Not even a Tesla.

HILARIOUS! and this is part of the reason that i love u! too funny!

It took me awhile to figure out why this was funny. Typical for me, and hardly anbody else, but Hilarious?
I'm not speaking for my car this time. Driving is too much of me. If my passion isn't shared my partner will grow to resent me and my car.
My husband meets all these requirements.

:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: man o man:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

i was getting lovy-dovy w/ my hubby this morning.:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
i told him about this tread and the nice things i felt i wrote about what my man must have.:bigsmile: :bigsmile:
and that he fufills all.
so i cuddled more and asked him what his mate must have.:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

he said, "a vagina":ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:

my only requirement:-
NON-smoker

I'm rather easy to please. All I ask is that you must;

1. Be physic.
2. Drive a Mustang.
3. Let me drive the mustang.
4. No *****ing about dying in the boat,.not that I could hear you anyway.
5. Understand that I'm gonna look.
6. Believe me when I say we was just talking...
7. Must have normal size toes.
8. Must have enough brains to realise that you will get blisters if you wear those shoes.
9. Realise that when I say I'M going shopping, that means I'm buying stuff for me. If you want something you got to say you want it."do you think this looks ok?" Means Something different to me than you.
10. Take off your shoes before you put your feet on the dash.
11. Understand that when I embarrass you in public, I did it out of love.
12. If my dad calls you by the wrong name, its because he is senile.
13. Must be able to withstand unrelenting dog moochies.
14. Realise that when I say "I'm going to bed." I intend on actually sleeping.
15. Don't never ever ever change your bra/shirt/swimsuit by doing the through the sleeve trick. We all grown ups here, I've seen boobies before.
16. Can't have any reservations about eating on paper plates.
17. Don't ask what that is in the dishwasher if you really don't want to know. It's my dishwasher, and I can clean engine parts in it if I want to.
18. Must be able to stay away from the grill. Just stand there looking pretty, you'll be just fine.
20. Cuddling is fine with me, so Farting should be ok with you. I'm afraid I'm not willing to sacrifice my intestinal comfort for your nasal security.
21. I'm going to use dirty words. Really really dirty words.
22. The phrase "Are you sure we won't get in trouble?" is not acceptable.
23. Don't call me, text. Or pic messaging..

I'll post the other 700 later.

mmm...
middle of a christening, go to load champagne glasses in dishwasher - guess whats in there
Yep half an engine.
washed glasses by hand:laugh:

lol i had way too much fun reading this thread..

Must have confidence.
Must have intelligible and independent thought.
Must have great hygiene maintenance.
Must have the ability to not catch feelings if the situation is what it is.
Must have the patience and sense of humor to put up with my random shenanigans.

There's more as I have a long list of requirements, but since I'm not looking, I'm cutting it off here. Haha.

Pretty much the usual but.....he needs to be really energetic like me...cuz a melon person prob wont be able to keep up!

A "melon" person? So no cantaloupes or honeydew lovers?

I have never been one to have a "list" per-say.....BUT

Must be able to carry on an intellectual conversation with an open mind....
open mindedness would be the biggest requirement for me.