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    The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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    • Posts: 4,771 Member
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    • Posts: 667 Member
      is it in yet?
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      Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
      a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know! :joy:

      Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol
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      edited July 2015
      Wake me when you've finished
    • Posts: 4,771 Member
      determined_ella wrote: »
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      Isn't that because most men hate the thought of anyone noticing they are a cm or mm less than average? :joy: i mean as long as there is 3" why should it matter! Lol

      you'll make someone very happy someday! :D
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      Lets take a picture and submit to guiness world records ...got to be the smallest Ive ever seen..
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Errrm...Ive got a sexually transmitted disease

      Your c0ck is going to drop off :D
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      Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
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      you'll make someone very happy someday! :D

      :kissing_heart:
      :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!
    • Posts: 4,354 Member
      What are you trying to do.... Tickle me?
    • Posts: 4,354 Member
      Should i just get the cucumber 0_o
    • Posts: 1,080 Member
      I'm leaving you for your brother.
    • Posts: 4,771 Member
      determined_ella wrote: »
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      :kissing_heart:
      :joy: isn't it how it's used that counts?!

      No idea, im all talk. I probably wouldn't even know where it all goes. :joy:
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      Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
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      No idea, im all talk. I probably wouldn't even know where it all goes. :joy:

      :joy: bahaha! would you like a demonstration? I have a chalk board to help show pictures lol :tongue:
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      oh I'll take them bags they're a bit heavy ( apparently doesn't go down too well :grimace: )
    • Posts: 4,771 Member
      determined_ella wrote: »
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      :joy: bahaha! would you like a demonstration? I have a chalk board to help show pictures lol :tongue:

      Do you have a barbie doll and a ken doll? i learn best that way...
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      shall we go to a sperm bank?
    • Posts: 605 Member
      So your friend, what's his story?
    • Posts: 171 Member
      Ugh this wig itches so much!! I'll just take it off... So anyway 'sup sugar ma real name is Tyrone.
    • Posts: 4,354 Member
      edited July 2015
      Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
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      Do you have a barbie doll and a ken doll? i learn best that way...

      don't you think it would be easier with something that is anatomically correct? :joy:
    • Posts: 4,771 Member
      in prison they call this "the train"....come on in boys
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    • Posts: 1,275 Member
      "Sure, I am a "Fat Chick", but not desperate!".
    • Posts: 21,763 Member
      "Yeah, kiss me like that, I'm getting hard."
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    • Posts: 4,354 Member
      Oh put it away for goodness sake, you will scare the neighbours
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      You expect me to spread em for that pfffft pulllease
    • Posts: 10,524 Member
      I have a number you need to call! It's the health department

    • Posts: 1,269 Member
      are you done lol
    • Posts: 9,137 Member
      You should stop and ask for directions 

      assumedly this would be uttered while driving, but I can think of worse times it could come up
    • Posts: 1,354 Member
      sunn_lighter wrote: »

      "your brother is really hot"

      "but i like you as a friend"

      then there's accidentally saying the name of another guy at the wrong time...

      *kitten*, that should be a compliment. You have just outdone yourself and given someone an experience that was at least as memorable as what was apparently a really good lay!

      I would say that the worst thing you could say to a guy isn't words at all.. but rather giggling uncontrollably the first time you see them naked.
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