We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,655 Member
    Oh hell no ..not breaking up...please take me back
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    I could never break up with you Jo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    He wouldnt leave his Ex and thought he could have us both!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,789 Member
    Because she....well......uh......Never mind. I took one look at those legs and changed my mind.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    his selfies always looked flat
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    He said "Nope" on the kiss me thread! :tongue:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    she kept farting in bed
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    He had no sense of Humor!
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    I caught her sticking her fingers in my peanut butter
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,655 Member
    You liked licking the peanut butter off my ....never mind .....
    Guess he changed his mind
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    she refused to shower for 3 weeks
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,045 Member
    We wouldn't :p
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Good answer :-P
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,655 Member
    Wouldn't leave his ex
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    burnt the bacon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He disappeared for a couple months then just waltzed back in like he was never even gone!
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He disappeared for a couple months then just waltzed back in like he was never even gone!

    hahahah....

    She had me kidnapped and tortured for a couple months
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    i discovered i was part of his twisted love triangle
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    He had a thing for wearing granny panties... I tried talking to him about it, but it went on for months. It's one thing when it's just around the house, completely different when he mowed the lawn in them, wore them to the neighbors' houses... >_>
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Left her panties at her boyfriends every night. Would go wearing sexy lacy ones, and return in granny panties.