We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

blu_de_ville

Didn't like the all natural feel

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I wasn't trying to floss every time I went down.

Infamous_El_Guapo

Thinks he's too good for hair pie.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

My gums started bleeding after a while. Dentist told me they all had to go.

slimgirljo15

Had another girls pubes stuck in his teeth

blu_de_ville

I wasn't into his dentures

slimgirljo15

Couldnt tell i was a girl

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wanted a love song and wasn't happen when I started singing Post To Be.

slimgirljo15

His singing voice sounded like a cat being strangled

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I went to the bar and in the bathroom there was a naked picture of me that said "If lost please return to Jo"

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Wanted Man with a Bounty on his head! I needed the cash!

slimgirljo15

She ran off to join a wild west show ..where she could be an old fashioned western style bounty hunter

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wanted to body paint me but didn't leave an unpainted spot. I almost suffocated.

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my art

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her art was too Risque' for the Day Care Center we ran!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found out her day care center was a front for her drug smuggling ring.

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my day job

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Her job kept spilling over into her personal life, our house was blown up.

blu_de_ville

Making meth is hard

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was homeless and I really didnt want him to move in because he wanted to bring his Ex!

Johnnycrapcorn

She was into sister wives

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted me to be his Sisters wife!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted to get married and we had only just started dating.

Mrj183

stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Thought nursery rhymes were a turn on

forthegoals

smelled like sushi

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't like sushi.

blu_de_ville

Didn't share his food

Infamous_El_Guapo

Keep stealing food from the table next to us.

blu_de_ville

Well you didn't order my fries like I asked!