We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

I wasn't trying to floss every time I went down.

My gums started bleeding after a while. Dentist told me they all had to go.

She wanted a love song and wasn't happen when I started singing Post To Be.

I went to the bar and in the bathroom there was a naked picture of me that said "If lost please return to Jo"

She ran off to join a wild west show ..where she could be an old fashioned western style bounty hunter

I found out her day care center was a front for her drug smuggling ring.

Her job kept spilling over into her personal life, our house was blown up.

He was homeless and I really didnt want him to move in because he wanted to bring his Ex!